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Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonights my... - 12/2/2008 8:13:48 PM   
YourhandMyAss


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Status: offline 		I'm feeling really abused by murphies law tonight. First at the dollar store I whacked my head pretty hard on a display straiting up after bending over, so then later on when I am home I know the lawn mower is in the garage path way so I am walking slowly in the dark hoping I am slow enough to avoid it and NO I DON'T. I smack strait into it and fall onto my dads table saw edge, scratching a big owie on my forarm, banging my shin and dropping what Iwas carrying.

Then I hit my other knee on my dad's piano bench not more than 20 mins later and that was fucking it, I started wailing at the top of my lungs. Then the last injury on the way to the bathroom I stepped on the hem of her curtains and pulled the lil rod thingie down  ONTO MY HEAD.

So I have those injuries and I am stiff and sore from all the holiday shopping and time on my feet I've been doing. And not to mention the hour plus I spent on the floor packaging all those gifts to be sent out. I got up so sore I could hardly hobble my way out of the house let alone walk. And tomorow I get to do it all over again cause I am wraping my nieces sewing machine and gifts.

Boy it's true what they say, sometimes you're the dog and sometimes you're the hydrant, and tonight I was the fucking hydrant.
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RE: Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonight... - 12/2/2008 9:29:54 PM   
NuevaVida


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Status: offline 		Good lord I think I finally met my match in the Clutz department! I'm glad you made it through the day in one piece (relatively)! You never know how much you appreciate your feet until you lose the use of them, as I found out this week!

Tread carefully!!!

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RE: Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonight... - 12/2/2008 11:30:36 PM   
YourhandMyAss


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Status: offline 		Yes most certaintly tread carefully. I've broken both my ankles before, not at once bt I do know you miss your mobility.

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RE: Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonight... - 12/2/2008 11:31:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		Good heavens, YHMA!!!   

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RE: Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonight... - 12/2/2008 11:43:05 PM   
NuevaVida


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Status: offline 		We can only hope since today was your "fire hydrant" day, tomorrow will be a good day.

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RE: Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonight... - 12/3/2008 9:25:43 AM   
YourhandMyAss


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Status: offline 		LEts hope so!

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RE: Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonight... - 12/3/2008 9:56:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		Good grief YHMA, you've been infected by the clumsy one....aka Holly!  Hope things get better soon!

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RE: Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonight... - 12/3/2008 10:03:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		I do believe Holl-parts could have started this thread IF she wasn't having an operation on ANOTHER injury!

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RE: Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonight... - 12/3/2008 11:43:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey! I love your new pic and I am sorry to hear of the uncoordinated bumping around.

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RE: Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonight... - 12/3/2008 4:24:08 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonight... - 12/3/2008 4:46:23 PM   
YourhandMyAss


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Status: offline 		Thank you I love it too:) There'll even be a new picture of Daddy and me if they approve it!

It's not that it was uncordinated, it was just plain stupid, I chose in my hurry not to turn a light on and crashed into something I knew was there but I had hoped I was walking slowly enough to avoid crashing into it lol.

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Hey! I love your new pic and I am sorry to hear of the uncoordinated bumping around.

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RE: Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonight... - 12/3/2008 4:47:34 PM   
YourhandMyAss


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Status: offline 		Thank you, thank you. I love it too:)
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love the new pic!!

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