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'Tis the season...


Joy to the world!
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Bah humbug!
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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 5:21:06 AM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: SilverMark

Ah what the hell....pat on the back....kick in the ass what's the difference?

about 28 inches?


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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 5:22:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

a little more than that...


  At least some people think, unlike some people who just are klutzy and glue their fingers together and get black eyes..... oh queen of klutz!

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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 5:27:47 AM   
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  Great, now she's self-inflicting ear damage by sticking things in there.....

  "uh, Hospital? Is this the emergency room? Again? Yea, well, see, ass-holl was being herself again and got something stuck in her ears. What is it? You don't want to know. She was being stupid and didn't want listen - AGAIN. So she stuck her fingers in her ears and now they're stuck. Ya, she has really fat fingers. And she never cleans her ears so they're really waxy. Why yes, it's cold. And snowing. ... Uh-huh.... Right. Yes, they could be frozen there..... Pour boiling water on them? Well, she tends to get hurt a lot. She's really klutzy...... Bring her in? She has her own personal room assigned to her and her own private staff waiting? WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO???? We'll be right in......"




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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 5:29:14 AM   
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someone here is a total wise ass

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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 5:33:57 AM   
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      At least I have an ass - and a WISE one at that. Ooooo, and titties too!

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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 5:38:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady

      At least I have an ass - and a WISE one at that. Ooooo, and titties too!

rain





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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 5:41:37 AM   
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  Of course, Potty could say that too so it ain't saying much...... dammit.

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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 7:30:39 AM   
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Ok....so, who is showing me what?....


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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 7:35:42 AM   
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  <~~~~ Angel (she just hides her real horns)

  <~~~~~ Potty and her smiley boobs
      <~~~~~ Klutzy, errrrrr, holl-parts and her usual hijinks

<~~~~~~ me, hiding from holly so she don't contaminate me with her klutziness

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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 7:40:05 AM   
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Bah Humbug!!  If it weren't for sending prezzies to my friends, and exchanging cards, and looking at xmas lights, this whole time of year would suck! 

Grinchy Hib (who has the shirt to prove it)

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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 8:11:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: stella41b

I wanted to answer either both or neither.


No such luck- you're either with us or against us!  This is one of the defining cultural battlefields of the modern era


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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 8:39:44 AM   
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Being a Man, I am often mistaken for an overgrown adolescent anyway but, I do love the spirit of the holidays!



The trick is to realize that, for example, a 30-year-old man is really just two fifteen-year-old boys with a credit card 



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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 9:39:29 AM   
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Damn...that means I am two 25 year olds......anyone want a 3-some?

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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 9:51:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SilverMark

Being a Man, I am often mistaken for an overgrown adolescent anyway but, I do love the spirit of the holidays!
Bad economy be damned, no doom and gloom for me....I am going to enjoy it!...revel in it!....and find reasons to smile!
I hope everyone here can do the same!




That is no mistake......we men will always be kids inside!


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RE: 'Tis the season... - 12/19/2008 10:19:45 AM   
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Long time ago before my sons were born..I feared Christmas time with good reason. It was rarely happy for more than minutes at a time. Then I had them, and I could do for them what was never done for me, give them a Happy Christmas and eventually I began to open my home to others who were without family or couldn't get to them and share it. But I still had times when I would look at all the happy faces in the Malls, and on TV movies and felt like someone looking through the Bakery Window while starving. I could see it, smell it, but I couldn't taste it..it was all illusion and beyond me to feel.

I learned. Through people who cared. they didn't have much, rarely the same belief's, but it was a time when "Me" was outweighed by "You" no matter what else was going on in their lives. Even if all they had was a sandwich they shared it. Finally I could go beyond the Bakery window and taste the delights.

It became:
A Friendly greeting
A Smile
A Childs eager delight seeing a winter wonderland open before them
A Candle lit chorus of joy
A Family of Friends
Sleeping Safe in my Masters arms

and this year...

Watching as so many people have come together as a family, in a time of economic fears to lend a caring shoulder, a gentle word, hope. Most of all the beautiful ladies and men here who are reaching out to give a Woman who has given all of us so much delight, encouragement and caring  through the years a wonderful memory for the years to come of a Wedding to her beloved surrounded by the people she has touched.

This is what the season has become for me, the family and friends Blackphx and I have made on CM and in life..
A Season of Hope AND Joy...

Thank you all

poenkitten



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