rubberpet
Posts: 1743
Joined: 4/6/2006 From: The Land of Voodoo Status: offline
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I will not smack Mistress on the ass with a spatula while making pancakes and say that I'm giving her the Aunt Jemima treatment. When being flogged, I will not tell Mistress that she hits like a girl. I will not grope Mistress's breasts like a drunk blind monkey trying to read braille. I will not laugh and reply with, "Oh, you were serious about that?!", when Mistress gives me an order. "Who died and left you queen?", doesn't get a warm response from Mistress. I will not whisper in Mistress's ear, "That's right, scream for daddy", when I'm giving Mistress an orgasm. I will not tell Mistress that cleaning is "woman's work". "What do you think you're doing with that?", in a condesending voice is not a good way to start a strap-on scene.
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Collared and devoted property of Mistress Lorelei (vampchick88) as of 3/26/08. Rubberpet - The Resident Anti-Subby and mysterious shadowy figure known as Voodoo, proud hitman and wiseguy for the Subby Mafia.
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