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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/27/2009 1:16:13 PM   
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Doll, sorry hon. Its just that its much more fun to watch you get in trouble than to actually get in trouble myself

I don't get punished for doing anything, you do.  I just get the look that sets anyone ablaze lol

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but Mistress, it was doll's idea, not mine


Oh, Geoff, why you gonna rat me out like that...I thought we were the "Brat Pack", I see how you are now. 


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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/28/2009 1:41:08 AM   
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Singing/humming "It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood" when I've spent a half-hour telling you just how intense the scene tonight is going to be OR when I am doing what I think is a good mind-fuck.

*Files this bit away for future reference*
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I will not color on the walls while serving corner time

Thanks for the idea, Geoff... it might come in handy


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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/28/2009 7:54:33 AM   
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Other statements that don't go over well:

Oh look Sir...you said I wouldn't get out of this bondage but I DID!!!

You seem tired Sir...guess I wore you out last night, eh?  (delivered with a self-satisfied smirk)

I don't know why you care about that old hot rod so much...it's not even a NEW car (delivered with just a bit of whine and the "eye-roll")

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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/28/2009 9:14:21 AM   
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i will not call Him "Master Sparky" after a generater mishap.

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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/28/2009 9:16:56 AM   
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I don't know why you care about that old hot rod so much...it's not even a NEW car (delivered with just a bit of whine and the "eye-roll")


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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/28/2009 10:45:09 AM   
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i will not call Him "Master Sparky" after a generater mishap.
~snort~  now THAT's funny...

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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/28/2009 11:08:48 AM   
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When Master tells me he wants to have sex, I will not say  "go for it"

When Master tells me Im being sassy, I will not stick my tongue out at him

When Master says he is hungry, I will not tell him to order out

When Master tells me to kneel, I will not say  "why dont you"

When Master gives me an order, I will not say  "would you like fries with that"

When Master asks for my homework assignment, I will not say  "oh was that due today"

When Master has me stand in the corner, I will not kick the wall


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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/28/2009 11:27:18 AM   
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I will not call him "Mister Make-It-Worse" after he tries, and fails, to fix the leak under the sink.
I will not tell him that i fixed it myself the next day...followed by NaNaNaNaNaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNa!!

I will, however, tell him i called the plumber when in fact i had no reason to. And i will also happily spend the money the plumber "charged". Damn shame, what those plumbers charge these days. Highway robbery, lemme tell ya.


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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/28/2009 12:13:59 PM   
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I will not stop in the middle of my "oral servifce" to him even though the really good part of the movie is coming up and he is making too much noise.

I also will not stop in the middle to ask if we can get a puppy.


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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/28/2009 12:32:43 PM   
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  Can somebody hide this thread so Lumus doesn't see it? I wouldn't want him to know where I get my inspiration from.....

(Besides holly!)


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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/28/2009 7:05:39 PM   
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Do not ever say after a scene...... "gee Sir, i think you missed a spot." 

I paid months for that one........damn long Domly memories <laugh>

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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 2/28/2009 7:08:16 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

Singing/humming "It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood" when I've spent a half-hour telling you just how intense the scene tonight is going to be OR when I am doing what I think is a good mind-fuck.

*Files this bit away for future reference*
quote:

I will not color on the walls while serving corner time

Thanks for the idea, Geoff... it might come in handy



REMEMBER THE STEEL WARM-UP!!

I mean if you want we could start without a Warm Up?

Would you want that?

LMAO

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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 3/1/2009 1:39:05 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Rainfire

  Can somebody hide this thread so Lumus doesn't see it? I wouldn't want him to know where I get my inspiration from.....

(Besides holly!)

Dear Lumus...Enclosed is a copy of "Brats blackboard".....


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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 3/1/2009 1:41:11 AM   
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REMEMBER THE STEEL WARM-UP!!
I mean if you want we could start without a Warm Up?
Would you want that?

Warm up? I think I must have missed that part. It prolly came somewhere between "Are you ready?" and a flogger hitting my ass at Mach 10
*smooch* Lubs you, Steel.


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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 3/1/2009 7:48:17 AM   
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I am going to make copys of these and send them to every sub I know...then I am going to call 911 for each and every one of them..LOL..or should I call 911 for their Masters who might die laughing!!!!!!

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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 3/7/2009 2:30:12 AM   
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i will not call Master Senior Froggy after being told i'm not to go "oohh can i keep the tadpoles?" when he cums on me.

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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 3/7/2009 4:16:02 AM   
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I will not smack Mistress on the ass with a spatula while making pancakes and say that I'm giving her the Aunt Jemima treatment.
 
When being flogged, I will not tell Mistress that she hits like a girl.
 
I will not grope Mistress's breasts like a drunk blind monkey trying to read braille.
 
I will not laugh and reply with, "Oh, you were serious about that?!", when Mistress gives me an order.
 
"Who died and left you queen?", doesn't get a warm response from Mistress.
 
I will not whisper in Mistress's ear, "That's right, scream for daddy", when I'm giving Mistress an orgasm.
 
I will not tell Mistress that cleaning is "woman's work".
 
"What do you think you're doing with that?", in a condesending voice is not a good way to start a strap-on scene.

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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 3/7/2009 5:04:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: rubberpet
I will not grope Mistress's breasts like a drunk blind monkey trying to read braille.

lol.

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"What do you think you're doing with that?", in a condesending voice is not a good way to start a strap-on scene.

Quite right - the appropriate condescending response should be "WTF do you think you're doing with that?"


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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 3/7/2009 7:25:43 AM   
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I just want to sit back and watch MoGa, Geoff, and Doll.  Sounds like fun!  hehehehehe....... 

(but I'm kinda sick that way)

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RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on ****) - 3/7/2009 7:35:25 AM   
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i will not call Master Senior Froggy after being told i'm not to go "oohh can i keep the tadpoles?" when he cums on me.


Damn this one is so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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