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The shortest BDSM Joke... - 3/6/2004 7:48:17 PM

LordChainer

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The Masochist says: "Hit me!!!"
The Sadist, calmly, answers: "No"

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 4/26/2009 9:29:59 PM

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lol...makes me think of my feelings about spankings...definately NOT punishment....love em!

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 4/27/2009 12:00:06 AM

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I always heard it as the Sadist says "maybe"... As a masochist I think it suck worse not knowing. I can handle No... but maybe just is aweful.

Phe

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 4/27/2009 7:17:38 AM

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quote:

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I always heard it as the Sadist says "maybe"... As a masochist I think it suck worse not knowing. I can handle No... but maybe just is aweful.

Phe

Oh, I'm so with you there...nothing more uncomfortable than that ominous 'maybe' floating about the dungeon! Damned yummy sadists!

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 4/27/2009 1:28:20 PM

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Wonderful.

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 4/27/2009 2:13:29 PM

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lol

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 4/28/2009 6:43:21 AM

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 4/28/2009 10:32:04 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DragonNphoenix

I always heard it as the Sadist says "maybe"... As a masochist I think it suck worse not knowing. I can handle No... but maybe just is aweful.

Phe

That is almost all my Master does

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 9/2/2009 12:19:51 AM

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I can handle the no and maybe part fine it is the "patience" word i have problems with.

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 9/2/2009 1:20:18 AM

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I've heard this before, and still love it. It defines the relationship so well. ^_^

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 9/3/2009 7:11:31 AM

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 9/3/2009 3:48:58 PM

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And I wonder why perverts make lousy boxers....

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 9/3/2009 4:58:04 PM

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And I wonder why perverts make lousy boxers....

????

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 9/3/2009 5:03:13 PM

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I have a joke! It may have been told before, and all of any sort of Gorean persuasion should please excuse a FW's silliness after a long day, but:

Q: how many Gorean slavegirls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: none. Gorean slavegirls don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in alcoves after paga serves.

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RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... - 9/3/2009 8:19:16 PM

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Gorean Kajira do not Screw

They Fur.

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The Shortest BDSM Joke....

Thomas Delancy ----- That guy was like 5'1"

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