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Gay John - 1/5/2009 8:05:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		Gay John goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, " John, I'm not going to beat around the bush. It's not pleasant."
Gay John is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?!"

Doc says, "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched on hot sauce, 10 Habanero peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 Peanuts, ½ a box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of Prune juice."

Gay John asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for."

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RE: Gay John - 1/5/2009 8:14:17 AM   
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RE: Gay John - 1/5/2009 8:20:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sorry bud.  I had a feeling you'd respond to this one.

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RE: Gay John - 1/5/2009 3:24:40 PM   
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RE: Gay John - 1/5/2009 4:09:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ok, then YOU be the first one to put 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Habanero peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 Peanuts, ½ a box of Grape nuts cereal, and a gallon of Prune juice up there!  

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RE: Gay John - 1/5/2009 4:13:05 PM   
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RE: Gay John - 1/5/2009 4:13:18 PM   
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RE: Gay John - 1/5/2009 4:14:53 PM   
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RE: Gay John - 1/5/2009 5:33:55 PM   
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RE: Gay John - 1/5/2009 5:37:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		The Lethal Weapon II effect?

Probably would have the same effect - the lavatory exploding all over the bathroom destroying half the house.


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RE: Gay John - 1/6/2009 2:25:33 AM   
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RE: Gay John - 1/10/2009 12:11:51 PM   
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