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Gwynvyd -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:12:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: servantheart

I know how you feel.  I've been embarrassed about that sort of thing, too.  When I was a bit overmedicated on the thyroid hormones I was taking a while back, my gut kicked into high gear, leading to much...um...bloating and, well...trips to the bathroom at Sir's place when I stayed overnight with Him, usually in the middle of the night when all was VERY quiet [:)] 
 
There was also the time when I was driving my youngest UM to an appointment when I suddenly (and I mean suddenly) "had" to go.  I was sitting in rush hour traffic, terrified the unthinkable was about to happen right there in front of her.  Thankfully I found a Whataburger, barrelled into the parking lot, no doubt scaring a few people in the process,  parked and made a mad dash for the bathroom dragging my UM along.  The bathroom in this place didn't have stalls, just a big room with the toilet and sink, so I had no privacy as I sat there doubled over with my arms wrapped around my gut, which felt like it was being twisted inside out, while the UM stood there gawking [X(] 
 
As everyone else has already said, it's times like these that you learn how someone "really" is and it seems as though He isn't put off by what happened, so don't fret too much about it [;)]



Oh god.. this reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF1pIMgE8FA 

Gwyn




CalifChick -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:18:40 AM)

When he stands there and rubs your back while you're doubled over on the toilet, then you know you can do ANYTHING in front of him.


Cali




Gwynvyd -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:18:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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had to go get me a huge Tupperware from the kitchen hold it for me while I peed and then go get me toilet paper to wipe, then go dump and wash the Tupperware.

Personally.....i would have thrown it away



GMTA!

Gwyn




colouredin -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:33:05 AM)

see and here i was thinking someone else has suffered the same humilation that I had (another sex and the city monent but the movie and charlotte) but alas I believe im the only real person its happened to




myotherself -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:41:46 AM)

First time I ever did anal...all those years ago...he was going great guns and I was just getting into the swing of it, and we took a break for a few minutes to cuddle before round 2.

So there we are, I'm lying on my side, he's behind me, spooning into me and making me feel wonderful and special and all that stuff.  He was cuddled right in, and I could feel his somewhat relaxed cock resting on my bottom. 

And it happened.  The biggest fart I have EVER produced!

Not only was it the loudest, it also seemed to last for minutes, and I wanted to die.  After a moment or two I plucked up the courage to turn my head to look at him, expecting an expression of horror and disgust.  Instead he's laughing fit to bust.  So much he's actually crying.

When he eventually calmed down I was in a bit of a state - how dare he laugh when he knew I'd be mortified?  Then he said "your fart was so strong it made my willy wiggle!"

Men...sheesh!  [:D]





YourhandMyAss -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:45:14 AM)

Bear one time I had to fart really really badly and I was looking for a isle with no one in it to let it rip since it was gonna be loud and stinky, and unfortunatly for me this one women behind me kept going down the same isles I did lol so it was quite a while before I could let it rip.


Another time I was in walmart in a discreet corner, farted, then an employye walked by a few seconds later, and loudly announced PEW someone farted. I turned so red lol...



Now that wasn't as bad as trying to fart and accidently shitting, but it was embarrasing enough.

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Ahh Tupperware.....not just for food!
Mortification is walking through the mall and discretely go to pass gas and find out you get more than expected.....[&:][:'(]





sirsholly -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:47:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

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Everybody poops. 


[sm=sad.gif] Guess I'm a virgin in that respect too...................

i can't argue that point[8|]





YourhandMyAss -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:47:12 AM)

LOL Daddy says it means you love him if you can fart around him. Then after a while after that he'd be like SEE you DO love me cause you're farting.
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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

You know its love when you fart, and burp like a truck driver, yes even in your sleep, and the guy still wants to propose.

True story.[;)]





Lashra -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:47:56 AM)

Uhm, I hope you feel better. I'm not sure why you feel so uptight around him. I know in new relationships we females usually cannot bare to belch, fart, sneeze or have cramps around the new SO. But usually after time that fades. If I didn't belch, fart, sneeze, bitch about cramps to my sub he'd wonder if I was sick...[;)]

~Lashra




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:48:29 AM)

Well if you watch family guy you'd know the catholic version of that book, is everybody poops but you, or that is concentrated evil coming out of the back of you lol.


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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

I have never ever understood how people do not realisticaly deal with bodily functions in relationships, and esp. in the lifestyle.

Everybody farts, and Everybody poops. ( those happen to be childrens book titles BTW )



Gwyn 




sirsholly -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:50:59 AM)

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one time I had to fart really really badly and I was looking for a isle with no one in it to let it rip since it was gonna be loud and stinky, and unfortunatly for me this one women behind me kept going down the same isles I did lol so it was quite a while before I could let it rip.

rather than run up and down the isles, did you think to run out the door?




opposingtwilight -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:52:17 AM)

I'm tempted to print out this whole thread. My tummy hurts from laughing and I feel fortunate to have missed out on some of these experiences but also a bit nervous about the future as I am still pretty young so its bound to happen eventually. [8|]




PanthersMom -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 11:54:49 AM)

hey you guys all have it good.  how'd you like to be at butt level to the world?  lol, oh the surprizes that lie in wait around some corners when you're in a wheelchair!    [sm=alien.gif]
PM




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 12:00:14 PM)

Yup!  And I love my Guy even more because we both go into 1st grade laugh fits about farts, and we grade each other based on burps.  I always told my father that I couldnt fall in love with a man that wont laugh with me when I start busting grumpies, or burping, and the same when he does it too!

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

LOL Daddy says it means you love him if you can fart around him. Then after a while after that he'd be like SEE you DO love me cause you're farting.
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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

You know its love when you fart, and burp like a truck driver, yes even in your sleep, and the guy still wants to propose.

True story.[;)]






Aynne88 -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 12:03:14 PM)

Not necessarily. I am approaching 40 (big suck) and I have never had one of these umm shared moments.  I am way wierd about letting that side of me *out* and I don't intend to start anytime soon. Nope.[:-]

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ORIGINAL: opposingtwilight

I'm tempted to print out this whole thread. My tummy hurts from laughing and I feel fortunate to have missed out on some of these experiences but also a bit nervous about the future as I am still pretty young so its bound to happen eventually. [8|]




Aynne88 -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 12:05:32 PM)

I just have to ask, what in hell is in your diet? Seriously, something is not right, no one should have this many gastro-intestinal horror stories YHMA. A balanced healthy diet should eliminate most of these issues, yes, I know Holly, I said *eliminate* [;)]   


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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

Bear one time I had to fart really really badly and I was looking for a isle with no one in it to let it rip since it was gonna be loud and stinky, and unfortunatly for me this one women behind me kept going down the same isles I did lol so it was quite a while before I could let it rip.


Another time I was in walmart in a discreet corner, farted, then an employye walked by a few seconds later, and loudly announced PEW someone farted. I turned so red lol...



Now that wasn't as bad as trying to fart and accidently shitting, but it was embarrasing enough.

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Ahh Tupperware.....not just for food!
Mortification is walking through the mall and discretely go to pass gas and find out you get more than expected.....[&:][:'(]






sirsholly -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 12:06:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

Not necessarily. I am approaching 40 (big suck) and I have never had one of these umm shared moments.  I am way wierd about letting that side of me *out* and I don't intend to start anytime soon. Nope.[:-]

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ORIGINAL: opposingtwilight

I'm tempted to print out this whole thread. My tummy hurts from laughing and I feel fortunate to have missed out on some of these experiences but also a bit nervous about the future as I am still pretty young so its bound to happen eventually. [8|]


i am with Aynne on this...

And Jim swears the reason i do not fart is because i do not close my mouth long enough to build up any pressure.




sirsholly -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 12:08:20 PM)

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I just have to ask, what in hell is in your diet? Seriously, something is not right, no one should have this many gastro-intestinal horror stories YHMA. A balanced healthy diet should eliminate most of these issues, yes, I know Holly, I said *eliminate*

[:D][:)][:D][:)][:D][:)]




Aynne88 -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 12:10:49 PM)

I love it!! Too funny. I mean yes I kow it's nature and all that, but jesus, I like a little mystery. I certainly don't want to share his private moments either.  




Aynne88 -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 12:11:48 PM)

Wayull...it seemed to fit![8D]

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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I just have to ask, what in hell is in your diet? Seriously, something is not right, no one should have this many gastro-intestinal horror stories YHMA. A balanced healthy diet should eliminate most of these issues, yes, I know Holly, I said *eliminate*

[:D][:)][:D][:)][:D][:)]





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