RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (Full Version)

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missturbation -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/13/2009 1:22:57 PM)

So i go to Sir's for the first time after my slight tummy upset. I ask if i can use the toilet, polite to the core me lol and what does he say?
'It depends what you're going to do in it' !!
Oh the shame [:)] Funny though.
 
Even funnier though, well to me was Sir snores like a monster truck when laid on his back. Normally i can move off him, he roles over and stops. But not last night - oh no. He had my wrist in a vice like grip which meant i couldn't move and when i tried the grip tightened. Resolved i laid there trying to drift off but everytime i did he must have had an itch on the side i was lying on because he kept scratching the top of my head [8|]
How cute [:D]
 
*waves at Sir in case Sir decides to peruse this again.*




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