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Trouble in the air? - 1/22/2009 6:38:15 AM   
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1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.    2. Remove your laptop.  3. Start up.    4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.     5. Close your eyes. 6. Tilt your head up to the sky. 7. Move your lips as if praying.    8.   Then hit this link 


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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/23/2009 12:09:27 PM   
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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/23/2009 12:13:48 PM   
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Unfortunately, when you land, there will be a nice group of FBI agents wanting to meet you personally before you get off the plane.
 
 
 
 
Still funny as hell, though!

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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/23/2009 12:14:17 PM   
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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/23/2009 1:30:57 PM   
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Unfortunately, when you land, there will be a nice group of FBI agents wanting to meet you personally before you get off the plane.

Nah! Only if you flew to the States.


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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/23/2009 1:32:30 PM   
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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/23/2009 7:50:50 PM   
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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/23/2009 7:54:43 PM   
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Hell yeah!!!!
 
Unfortunately, when you land, there will be a nice group of FBI agents wanting to meet you personally before you get off the plane.
 
 
 
 
Still funny as hell, though!


I don't think they'll wait until you land.

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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/23/2009 7:57:36 PM   
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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/24/2009 3:05:31 AM   
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There's always next time?

Edit: I'm glad you didn't see this in time.  GT would kill me if owt had happened to you.


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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/24/2009 6:52:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: hardbodysub


quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

Hell yeah!!!!
 
Unfortunately, when you land, there will be a nice group of FBI agents wanting to meet you personally before you get off the plane.
 
 
 
 
Still funny as hell, though!


I don't think they'll wait until you land.


LOL...you think they'll make a special trip up to 30,000 feet to pick ya up?
 
I've heard the FBI does give you the star treatment in instances like this:
 
They'll meet you on the plane with your very own entourage
Give you a playful wrestling scene
Give you a pair of neat silver bracelets
You get to ride in the back of a car like a celebrity
They want to take your picture over and over again
They give you a private room so you won't be disturbed
They are dying to interview you
You get your own room with three free meals a day and really rigid workout sessions
 
LOL!!!!

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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/24/2009 2:58:08 PM   
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Errr. I did post it two days ago mate.
There's always next time?

Edit: I'm glad you didn't see this in time.  GT would kill me if owt had happened to you.



So is GT , she'd have killed me too assuming she could have got to me !
Quote "Youre fucking right....I would have kicked his ass! "

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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/24/2009 3:19:24 PM   
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Quote "You're fucking right....I would have kicked his ass! "

Not to mention mine no doubt?!

Hmmm.  Can a sub do that?
Probably, GT's not my sub.


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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/24/2009 4:20:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FourQ

quote:

ORIGINAL: piratecommander
Quote "You're fucking right....I would have kicked his ass! "

Not to mention mine no doubt?!

Hmmm.  Can a sub do that?
Probably, GT's not my sub.



No, you misunderstand ...... the quote IS in reference to YOUR ass. I'm staying out

Re; can a sub do that ....... she might be my sub but how she deals with anyone else (we Pirates makes up the rules we needs)..... read between the lines mate

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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/24/2009 4:24:28 PM   
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RE: Trouble in the air? - 1/24/2009 5:40:03 PM   
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No, you misunderstand ...... the quote IS in reference to YOUR ass. I'm staying out

Re; can a sub do that ....... she might be my sub but how she deals with anyone else (we Pirates makes up the rules we needs)..... read between the lines mate

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Ah...
Not to worry.  Glad to know my arse is to remain in one piece.... just how I like it.


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