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GreedyTop -> Stupid jokes from Christmas Crackers (1/25/2009 7:03:48 PM)
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Q: Where do little fish go each morning?
A: To plaice school*
Q: What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A: A mouse going on holiday
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
A: Please close the door, I'm dressing
Q: What did the envelope say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places
Q: What did the traffic light say to the zebra crossing?*
A: Don't look know, I'm changing
Q: When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?
A: When it's raining Datsun cogs
Q: What happened to the man who didn't know the difference between putty and toothpaste?
A: All his windows fell out
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: I dot my i's on you
Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?
A: You hang around while I go on ahead
Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?
A: BEcause he wanted to see how long he slept
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie
***(for Americans: 'plaice' is a kind of fish, and 'zebra crossing' is a striped crosswalk)
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