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FourQ -> RE: Stupid jokes from Christmas Crackers (1/27/2009 4:39:56 AM)
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Pirate mate, I think you're being done up like a kipper here.
If you're to blame for all the kippers in the world it's a pat on the back you need.
A guy is in court in front of the magistrate for shooting a falcon.
"That is a dreadful thing" the magistrate started.
"Your Honour, I never intended to shoot the falcon. I was shooting pheasant and the misfortunate bird flew in my line of fire. I deeply regret killing such a bird".
"As a matter of interest, what became of the bird?"
"I ate it your Honour"
"Good Lord" came the response, surprised at the defendant's openness and honesty. "Tell me, what did it taste like?"
Without pause or hesitation the defendant replied "Rather like swan!".
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