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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/17/2009 5:40:01 PM   
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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/17/2009 5:41:54 PM   
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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/17/2009 9:33:51 PM   
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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/18/2009 1:14:51 PM   
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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/19/2009 12:04:57 AM   
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I don't live over a chocolate shop.  I do live next door to a convenience shop though.


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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/19/2009 2:58:47 AM   
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In my younger days I ate all types of chocolate, but I generally avoided dark chocolate.  You know those famous bags of Hershey's bars with the 4 types of small bars in them:  Crackle,  Mr. Goodbar,  Plain and Special Dark.  I would never eat the Special Dark.  Today, it's the exact opposite.  I figure if you are going to eat chocolate, then it might as well be the good stuff that is also good for you.  Dark chocolate is high in antioxidants.  I usually buy Green & Black's organic chocolate at the Whole Foods market.  I sometimes get the chocolate covered coffee beans there, too.

I guess this proves the old adage:  once you go dark, you don't go back.  :-) 

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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/19/2009 3:08:19 AM   
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Carefull there, you might actually have so much that it no longer appeals.

ROFL!!!!!
I like your optimism.

I may lose the appeal with oxygen too!

Edit: Sorry for the sarcasm.


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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/19/2009 3:16:15 AM   
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Pffffffftttt.

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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/20/2009 2:16:19 PM   
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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/20/2009 3:25:05 PM   
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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/20/2009 6:01:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ya know, I used to work in the chocolate business.  I sold high end, gourmet chocolate to rich people.  Does this make me a former hooker? 

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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/21/2009 12:33:40 AM   
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Ya know, I used to work in the chocolate business.  I sold high end, gourmet chocolate to rich people.  Does this make me a former hooker? 


Depends.  Was the chocolate creme filled with nuts???

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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/21/2009 6:00:57 AM   
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Ya know, I used to work in the chocolate business.  I sold high end, gourmet chocolate to rich people.  Does this make me a former hooker? 


Depends.  Was the chocolate creme filled with nuts???


LOL!  Actually, many were praline filled...so...yes. 

Though, I'd like to recant "hooker" and replace it with "high class call girl".  It sounds less...uhm...skanky.

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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/21/2009 6:08:15 AM   
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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/21/2009 6:23:18 AM   
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Over here a hooker is someone playing Rugby!


I used to do that for fun...oh goodness.  "hooker for fun".  Bad GoodFeathers, bad....

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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/21/2009 6:26:41 AM   
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There have been a few jokes made at Rubgy players expense.

Rugby - a game played by men with odd shaped balls. etc.


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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/21/2009 6:36:59 AM   
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lol

There have been a few jokes made at Rubgy players expense.

Rugby - a game played by men with odd shaped balls. etc.



Hehe!  Odd shaped and awkwardly sized! 

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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/21/2009 5:25:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FourQ

lol.
I'm down to 25 Snickers, 24 Milky Ways, a half a dozen Magic Stars, a handful of Boosts, Twixes and Mars barsand a Thornton's chocolate Santa.
There's only 12 packets of chocolate chip cookies, 9 packets of Jaffa Cakes, two boxes of Cornettos, and one bottle of chocolate syrup.

At least downstairs anyway.
Spot the hypoglycaemic!



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RE: Chocolate Sex - 2/22/2009 8:30:35 AM   
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quote:

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lol

There have been a few jokes made at Rubgy players expense.

Rugby - a game played by men with odd shaped balls. etc.



Hehe!  Odd shaped and awkwardly sized! 


Some of those guys are lucky they can still find theirs. 


Do ya' think the 'higher' chef is/was a rugby player?

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