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yourdarkdesire -> Chocolate Sex (2/15/2009 1:03:39 PM)

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good



UncleNasty -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/15/2009 1:05:43 PM)

Chocolate isn't better. Each has its wonderful place. And they work very well together, LOL.

Uncle Nasty



aravain -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/15/2009 1:13:59 PM)

oh dear god from the title I thought someone was using chocolate as a lubricant O.O

*phew*

I don't really enjoy chocolate all that much (*gasp!*). I mean, it's *ok* but it's not something I could ever imagine being addicted to, let alone eating regularly.

Sex is the exact opposite!



corysub -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/15/2009 1:35:19 PM)

 
Well..my mind went right to the sex part...dunno why...maybe cause I'm a pervert?  Love chocolate ...particularly dark dutch chocolate...  But I would not eat it in front of my Mother..she loves it too and I would have to give her some and I'm just to selfish to do that.  Now "chocolate sex"...that' is...well..that's another thread.[:D]



hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/15/2009 2:00:22 PM)

I don't get sex frequently enough these days to make a valid comparison [&o]...... chocolate I can have any time



CatdeMedici -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/15/2009 2:06:04 PM)

Sorry, I like chocolate AND sex--oh yeah and chezz, works as a great gag.
 



Lockit -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/15/2009 3:37:20 PM)

After pregnancy... I have yet to gain an ounce from sex... chocolate is another story.  (friggin christmas)

But I always said chocolate and sex go well... well enough I invisioned spray painted, chocolate covered submissive.  Mentioning it more as a joke one day... I had a submissive get very brave and he went to home depot and found out how to use a paint sprayer to spray chocolate.  The guy looked at him like he was weird and so he explained it was for an art project.  The man then explained how it might be done.  I have yet to find out if it works or not... I couldn't stop laughing when he seriously told me how it would have to be done.  I think he must have really liked the idea of being sprayed with chocolate... of course for my pleasure!



DomKen -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/15/2009 4:09:19 PM)

Sex is low calorie and low fat (ok, usually).



rubberpet -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/16/2009 2:59:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

After pregnancy... I have yet to gain an ounce from sex... chocolate is another story.  (friggin christmas)

But I always said chocolate and sex go well... well enough I invisioned spray painted, chocolate covered submissive.  Mentioning it more as a joke one day... I had a submissive get very brave and he went to home depot and found out how to use a paint sprayer to spray chocolate.  The guy looked at him like he was weird and so he explained it was for an art project.  The man then explained how it might be done.  I have yet to find out if it works or not... I couldn't stop laughing when he seriously told me how it would have to be done.  I think he must have really liked the idea of being sprayed with chocolate... of course for my pleasure!


Oh geez!  I hope Mistress doesn't read your reply, Lockit!  She loves her chocolate, so if she can find a way to spray paint me with the stuff, I'm in deep trouble!  She has a really strong tongue and while I know she could lick every single drop off of me, she is also very much a biter, too...and I know the first place she'll want to bite!  ***gulp***  [:o]
 
Secretly, though...what subby guy would want to be coated in chocolate and thrown to chocolate crazed dommes?  I know I'd freakin' love it!  [:D]



maskedsow -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/16/2009 4:29:10 AM)

You don't have to wait until it is over 21 to enjoy the chocolate



whiteslavebitch -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/17/2009 8:52:26 AM)

I love it, especially #3:

quote:

3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.



FourQ -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/17/2009 1:36:21 PM)

Hell, I'm having chocolate right now!
It's been that long since I had sex my virginity is growing back!



Lockit -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/17/2009 1:39:23 PM)

lol chocolate is a miracle!  It satisfies even reborn virgins!

lil hint... share your chocolate and you won't be a virgin anymore!



FourQ -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/17/2009 1:54:27 PM)

lol.
I'm down to 25 Snickers, 24 Milky Ways, a half a dozen Magic Stars, a handful of Boosts, Twixes and Mars barsand a Thornton's chocolate Santa.
There's only 12 packets of chocolate chip cookies, 9 packets of Jaffa Cakes, two boxes of Cornettos, and one bottle of chocolate syrup.

At least downstairs anyway.
Spot the hypoglycaemic!



Lockit -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/17/2009 2:00:49 PM)

ROFL!  You could find a lot of honey's with that stash!



FourQ -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/17/2009 2:06:19 PM)

Stash????

This isn't a stash hun.  This is part of a regular shop.



LaTigresse -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/17/2009 2:27:17 PM)

Chocolate is the 5 major food group.

My house is never without it. Never.



Lockit -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/17/2009 2:40:00 PM)

ROFL...



Saratov -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/17/2009 4:07:39 PM)

[:)] Four Q lives over a chocolate shop?  [sm=mrpuffy.gif]
[sm=dancer.gif] Party at His house!!!!



FourQ -> RE: Chocolate Sex (2/17/2009 5:38:28 PM)

I don't live over a chocolate shop.  I do live next door to a convenience shop though.



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