stella41b
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Doing private things in public? Hmmm... this thread has given me an idea to both introduce kink and intimacy to society and also revive the economy at the same time. But it was just this thread but also the fact that I saw a man and a woman at the local bus stop here in London. This wasn't a straightforward kiss and cuddle, as the guy's hands were all over the woman's ass like a demented spider and they were busy intertwining their tongues for all to see. All this at a bus stop.
maybe I am not put off by this because of a concern for public decency and decorum, but because it's new. I mean if you're a couple standing at the bus stop I guess there's nothing better than to occupy your time, and what better way to occupy your time than with each other?
This is what is wrong with Britain today, and which is why most likely our economy is falling apart. We have become too straight-laced, we have become a nation of prudes, and this is why everything is going down the tubes. We need to be more openminded and tolerant, and not be ashamed that we form relationships or get intimate or even enjoy a bit of the old hanky panky. It's time to be honest, upfront, and to make Britain great again, to show the way for the rest of the world.
We don't have to stop with a kiss and a cuddle, but go further, much further, and embrace a good old session of slap and tickle at the bus stop and on public transport. Right from the start we know that boys have willies and girls don't, and it would be great to move to more enlightening, educational times when we can make use of what we have got and show others how we use what we have got. No need to restrain yourself to a kiss and a cuddle, you could go further, much further, maybe even a blow job, a hand job, and maybe while the 69 is stuck in traffic somewhere even have her over an unattended litter bin for a bit of rear entry.
And why restrict everything to each other or to plain old heterosexual, boring, vanilla sex? Sex is good, sex is healthy, no matter whether it's delicate sex, rough sex, same sex, group sex, it's all sex. You can do it with each other or do it with others at the bus stop, couples together, or have a threesome, a foursome, or a moresome. Communities would form of loving people, you would not only get to know your neighbours much better and much more intimately, but also anyone who cares to pass by on the street.
I mean, you would no longer need to advertise for it, would you? There would be no online games, players, wannabes, fakes, not least when you could get yourself down to the local bus stop for some hot love action. If you knew that you were guaranteed a blow job, a massage, or a quick shag just by going down to your local bus stop, you'd soon find a reason to travel, wouldn't you? People would lose those complexes over their bodies, they would grow more in confidence (and guys in inches) knowing that there's always someone waiting for you down at the bus stop who's hot and horny and willing. This would be brilliant for introducing kink and fetishes, you could tie your submissive up to the lamppost, bus stop, or even chain them to the railings if you were really hardcore. Or you could have your partner over the bench for a good spanking.
And the fun needn't end at the bus stop, but continue when you get on the bus. You could even take out the seats so that everyone can pile on as soon as they get on the bus, and in place of tickets public transport companies could sell condoms (at least they would know that they would stay non-transferable after being used). You would just have to modify the interiors, brakes and suspension to transform your buses into special Bonky Buses.
You could even bring your toybox with you whenever you travel. This would stimulate the economy, there would be new industries, making condoms, vibrators, strap-on dildos, floggers, etc. It would also be good for the environment, it would cut out car journeys almost completely overnight because who is going to sit in their car and pay for petrol when they know they can get a good seeing to just by travelling on public transport? It would be good for public healthcare systems, because bonking is healthy, you can burn lots of calories through shagging, the nation would be fitter. We could get the elderly and old people involved, pensioners, old people's homes would clear out, so too would geriatric wards as thousands of wrinklies head down to the local bus stop to catch up on what they missed in their younger years.
There would be no more rush hour, as people wouldn't rush, and people wouldn't get upset about being packed on public transport like sardines, because more bodies mean more opportunities. Public transport would no longer be just an amenity, not least when you don't only ride the bus or the train but also each other, it would be a national pastime.
Think of the revenue we could earn by making London the most perverted capital of the world, think of the tourists. It would make the engineering works much simpler, condoms could be sold also on London Underground, and you could even change the names of some of the stations on the London Underground network, for example Kings Cross would be Kinky Cross, Marble Arch would become Marble Arse, Cockfosters on the Piccadilly Line could become the world capital for fellatio and the line renamed the Pick-A-Willy Line, Shepherds Bush could become Sheila's Bush, but I guess you would have to close Turnham Green because perhaps people wouldn't want to travel there.
What say you? Isn't this a good idea?
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