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"A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 2:47:20 PM   
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Seen this spring up on several forums, I love it -




To All My Valued Employees,

There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country.

However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests.

First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life.

However, what you don't see is the back story.

I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living apartment was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn't have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the Goodwill store extracting any clothing item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 70's. My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.

So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations... You never realize the back story and the sacrifices I've made.

Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who didn't. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.

Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not without wounds.

Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:

I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.

The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check? Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country.

The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy.

Here is what many of you don't understand ... to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep.

So where am I going with all this?

It's quite simple.

If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my problem any more.

Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire. You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.

If you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steamrolled the constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about....

Signed,

Your boss
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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 3:18:52 PM   
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It's ironic.  A few years ago, seeing this would have pissed me clear the fuck off.  Now, it's a completely different matter.  I run my own business - one which, due to the political and tax situation in this country, I honestly hope never gets big enough to start employing anyone other than myself.  The employment taxes, unemployment insurance taxes, state, city, county, and federal income taxes and use taxes, etc ad nauseum would bancrupt me in a heartbeat and put me right back out of business.

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 3:21:46 PM   
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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 4:01:17 PM   
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Unless you hired them as independent contractors

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 4:08:26 PM   
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If you don't mind I'm going to steal, (borrow) this post and make flyers of it to post everywhere I see a community message board...

That is the most practical and down to earth commentary I've seen. I doubt you'll get much of a positive retort here, but maybe, just maybe it will start a snowball of get a clue as to what really built America, and for that matter what keeps it going.

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 4:29:02 PM   
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First time I work for a business where the owner didn't start out with family money or their parent's business I'll listen to their whines

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 5:15:44 PM   
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The problem with this approach is this...your "employees"are the hard working Americans you say you don't wish to punish and instead of understanding that millions of people, just like your employee, who went to work everyday and worked hard and would like to work hard, you just assume that the unemployed are by and large lazy people waiting for welfare. I hate to break it to you, that's not the case.

You also assume that business owners would pass along the good fortune of not having to pay taxes to their employees whereas we can see clearly by "big corporate America" that's not the case either. Likely, those individuals would simply pocket their new profit and leave yet more people in the hole.

You see, how I see it is that these top 1% of American wealth holders haven't been paying their just taxes because this convenient Bush tax cuts for them. Leaving the 99% of Americans just getting by or just having enough to put away for their retirement to foot the bill for the 1% that will never have to worry about another financial need in their lives. That's right. You didn't complain when Bush said you don't have to pay more but those who work for you do to make up for that money we just lost. And now you want to say "No Fair!" and punish the average American who thinks the wealthy shouldn't get breaks while the rest of us little guys suffer.  I hate to break it to you, but you lived off of our back for the last 8 years. And now it's our turn to live a little and be given the chance to survive through this economic hell.

That's not to say that we won't look for work. That's not to say that we won't look for training to be better at our jobs. It's not to say that we'll just quit. It's not to say that we won't take the chances given to us as they come along to be productive citizens who contribute equally to our living and not extend ourselves but rather lives status quo or better on our merits. In fact, we'll jump on them. we will pay our taxes happily and not ask the government for a dime so long as we have work and can survive in a reasonable fashion based on that work.

Please understand that unemployment benefits are not awarded to those in school or who have quit their jobs. Good, hard working people, must have worked either for a certain amount of time or long enough to have earned a certain amount of money, before they are awarded benefits based on their wages as they were and those benefits are not equal to their wages and do not often pay the entirety of their bills.

We're not bums looking for a hand out. We're people looking for work.



PS I'd quit the fucker who wrote me that if I could afford it.

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 6:35:58 PM   
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The economy is supposed to serve society.

Not the other way around.

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 7:09:00 PM   
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This is the lesson I learned working for a family owned company.  Never work for a family owned company unless you are a member of the family.

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 7:45:14 PM   
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I've been the employer and the employee and all those costs have been around for years, what's different?  

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 9:50:01 PM   
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Excellent post. For the naysayers around here, wait until you are in business and to make payroll you don't have enough money to eat. I have been there. Even worse, put youself in the position where you have to tell the crew that payday is delayed, and know that the only reason they are there is for the money. Keep the peace under those conditions.

I respect a good boss, and do not begrudge him his success. It is his risk, and when the money isn't rolling in it comes from his pocket. I have been on the other side of that desk, and I much prefer to be able to count on my pay. I make that clear at every job I get, and I can tell a bad boss in a matter of days and will be out the door. The boss may be the leader, but is still supposed to be a member of the team. When I go for a job I am judging the company as much as they are judging me.

Perhaps that's what we have lost these days. So many caught up on their own desires, killing the golden goose every day for the almighty buck, every day. No thought given to those who helped you make it. Believe me I put up with no such bullshit. My work ethic is such that I have only the company's best interest in mind, from the time I go on the clock until the whistle blows. I get what I expect in return. And they love me. I make mistakes, but I make them known so as to avoid problems. I would rather an employee come to me and say "I fucked it up real good" rather than find out the hard way, therefore within the old tenet of "do unto others" I act accordingly.

Every once in a while a company has to do things that are a bit underhanded, I got the picture, go with the program and we got our story straight. My loyalty actually exceeds 100% at times. Now if something is a ripoff, I know where the door is. However I haven't run into that problem for a long time.

When I had a business, there were times I worked from the morning till midnight. I had to borrow money from my Mother to get a new truck tire. I made sacrifices. When business was slow guess who was the last one to get a much needed pair of shoes.

So thank you Boss, for being the Boss. I no longer want the big chair, it is much easier on this side of the desk.

Business is not easy, and it seems to keep getting harder. You only know once you venture to the other side of the desk. Others are invited to tell us all about it, but until you have been there, you have pretty much nothing to say.

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 9:56:19 PM   
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I think Merc may have authored that note.

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 10:06:31 PM   
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Well lets see last 4 jobs including my current one have all been small businesses that started up from people who were working for a larger corporation and saved and later went out on their own. Like millions of job providing small businesses al over the US. 70% of all jobs come from small business. In some states that % is significantly higher.
Small Business owners produce the vast majority of all new jobs, they are the job creation engine that keeps this economy moving or that when stalled leaves us adrift.

BoiJen you might do well to look at the difference between the idea of the top 1% wealth holders and the top 1% of income they are two different segments of society.
That top 1% of wealth holders hasn't paid income tax because they don't have income as defined by tax law they have capital gains. Wealth is what remains AFTER the person has paid the taxes on their income.

The idea that the business owner lives off the worker's back is old class warfare from propaganda from decades back. The job belongs to the business not the worker. Don't believe me lets apply a simple test.

If the worker dies, does the job go away?? No someone else gets hired to fill the job
If the company dies, does the job go away?? Yes the worker is left unemployed.

This letter is something that went out on the net before the election last year. It is certainly a small version of Atlas Shrugged boiled down to a single letter.
You can argue that that bastard got rich off someone's back but to do so ignores the years of scarifice the man put in making nothing and reinvesting every dime to make the business pay off later. To paint that small business owner with the broad brush of those evil rich people ignores the fact that he has created jobs that have supported people for years. That he has sacrificed along the way to make it grow.








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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 10:08:44 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59

The economy is supposed to serve society.

Not the other way around.


Bullshit.

Explain your meaning.

Firm

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 10:10:38 PM   
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Term, I have yet to run across a business man who would be willing to cut his own salary (even a little bit) to make ends meet. Businessmen who would rather not hire the needed help (and hence take some money out of their own pocket) and work the extra job/s instead, yes... I'm talking six-figure salaries (AFTER expenses and saving a decent percentage of profits for business use) that would *still* be six figures with one other person dedicated to the job (instead of half-assing it and trying to focus on running the place too).

One of my old bosses was such... And he (like the likely fictional original author of this note) made sure we damn well knew he was only in business to make money for himself. I hope I'm NEVER forced to work under someone like that again. I want a boss/supervisor/owner/CEO who's dedicated to the job NOT for the money... but because he's dedicated to the job and loves doing it! It doesn't take much for me to like a job or take pride in it... but THAT is a requirement for me to even find it worth it.

I don't want to be treated as a means to an end. I want to be treated as a part of something. Maybe I'm just old school, but that's the type of job my parents taught me to seek, and the type I'd want if I went back into the private sector.

EDIT: posting from an iPod has some disadvantages...

such as the ridiculous auto-fill that changed 'job' to 'jon'


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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 10:11:49 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Archer
If the worker dies, does the job go away?? No someone else gets hired to fill the job
If the company dies, does the job go away?? Yes the worker is left unemployed.

No. If demand exists for what that job produces then if the company goes away some one elsewhere will start filling that demand and voila the job lives.

It is extremely simplistic to argue either side of that claim as 100% true or false.

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 10:13:42 PM   
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Termy, I know what you mean.
 
There have been a few times over the past couple of years that I've seriously wondered if I should be counted amongst the legally insane for starting a business of my own.  I went into the prospect with all these grand delusions about having more free time to do this or that, setting my own schedule, not having to answer to anyone other than myself - dear gods, what was I Thinking????
 
Free Time?  What's that?  Even when I take "free time" to do things like post to the boards here, I'm working - because I'm typically doing something on my business website, or waiting for a batch of something in the shop to cool down to the proper temperature, or printing lables or business cards or both, or working on my show schedule and figuring out which ones I'm going to be able to afford the up front fees for on the off chance that I'll make some sales and at least recoup the cost of getting to and in the show, or working on recipes whether tweaking them or working on recipes for potential new products to add to the line up.
 
My sewing time certainly doesn't count as free time - it's time spent either making or repairing costuming, which is a necessity when selling via ren fairs.  Same can be said for the time I spend working out the layout of my show tables and booth space, maintaining camping gear (since a lot of my Big shows are SCA inter-kingdom wars) , etc.
 
Making my own schedule? Ummmm.... yeah... ok.  I quit being able to make my own scheduling when I moved dad back in with me lol - and prior to that, it was typically "get things done early in the day, then do other chores and errands, deal with the ole man, come home and get things done in the shop in the late part of the day, do paperwork, do paperwork while eatting dinner, do more paperwork, and then go back in the shop again to finish up that day's various shop projects before dragging ass to bed."  If I don't go in the shop, nothing gets done.  Nothing gets done now, I  have nothing to put on the sales tables in 2 months when the major part of my show season starts.  Nothing on the tables, I don't make any money - my bills don't get paid, I don't eat.
 
Oh - and Ken - some of us didn't have Family Money to rely on for startup costs - we did it out of our own savings.  No family business to inherit, either - my parents were absolutely Not the hands on types - mom was an accountant until she got to ill to work, dad was a computer programer until his stroke forced him into retirement.

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 10:14:31 PM   
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here is a good one for ya about bill gates microsoft which he left to a bunch of a holes

http://www.eweek.com/c/a/IT-Management/Microsoft-Bungles-Severance-Asks-Laid-Off-Workers-for-Money-Back/?kc=EWKNLCSM02242009STR1

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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 10:16:20 PM   
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I found the OP to be whiny, patronizing and unbelievably biased.

I'm sorry, but I have very little sympathy for people who put all their effort into doing something and then whine about having to do it later on.


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RE: "A note from your boss" - 2/24/2009 10:19:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: hizgeorgiapeach
Oh - and Ken - some of us didn't have Family Money to rely on for startup costs - we did it out of our own savings.  No family business to inherit, either - my parents were absolutely Not the hands on types - mom was an accountant until she got to ill to work, dad was a computer programer until his stroke forced him into retirement.

And as I said if I ever work for someone who actually did what the letter claimed I'd listen to the owner's tales of woe. In my 42 years I've never worked for such a business except when I was self employed and I happily payed all my taxes without complaint then.

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