WyldHrt
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I used to work for a company that did live jousting at Renn faires. Between shows, we would put the horses up backstage so they could relax and eat in peace. One day, while the horses were having lunch, we looked over to see 2 women pestering them and one of my crew politely asked them to leave the horses alone and pointed out that they shouldn't be in our backstage area unescorted. As they were leaving, the older woman turned to us and said in a snotty voice, "We were only petting them and my daughter just LOVES horses!" Without missing a beat, my boss turned to her and said, "Yeah? Well I just LOVE pussy, but you don't see me over there petting yours!"
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