ThatDamnedPanda
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The contract stated that the slave can marry, but can't consummate the union.The slave can bear the master's baby, but can't ask for child support. Huh? Bear the master's child without having consummated the marriage? I'd be curious to know what plan they had in mind for that one. Turkey baster, maybe? quote:
Under the rules of punishment, paragraph F prohibits withholding necessary materials like food, water, sunlight and tanning bed sessions. My god! Take away her tannning bed sessions? Why would any sane woman even consider getting into a relationship with a man who threatens to take away her tanning bed sessions? This is one of the classic signs of an abusive dom! There ought to be a warning thread stickied at the top of every forum, the red flags that tell you to stay away from these predator-types - if he asks you to send him money, and the address he gives you is Folsom Prison, stay away. If he asks you if you know the appraised value of your kidneys, and whether you think you'll really be needing both of them, stay away. If he mentions he may discipline yo by taking away your tanning bed sessions, run for the hills! quote:
Ike "Sly" England, 31, of Belfry and Amanda Pinion, 22, of Harold claim a notarized five-page document was an Internet form they filled out for fun and filed by mistake at the courthouse. I'm thinkin' ol' Ike may have to get himself a new nickname sometime in the near future.
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Panda, panda, burning bright In the forest of the night What immortal hand or eye Made you all black and white and roly-poly like that?
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