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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 4:14:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I'm expecting to see some magnificently poor jokes here. 


A skunk walks into a courtroom. The judge says "Ordour in the court!"

Hey, it made my Mom laugh...

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 4:57:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Once there were two men that went out riding together every morning.  Each one thought they had the taller horse, and as a result, kept confusing which horse belonged to which man.  Well, after much arguing, they decided to measure the horses.  Soon after they came to the conclusion that the white horse was four inches taller than the black horse. 

(Yeah, it didn't win many laughs at the family dinner when I was 8 either...except from my grandad who thought it was freakin' hilarious.  Gods, I miss that man.)

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 5:03:38 PM   
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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 5:21:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		First remembered joke.....
Driving with my Dad and we pass a graveyard, he would say "Do you know why they put fences around graveyards?"  "Because people are just dying to get in there!"

ba-dump-bump!

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 6:05:53 PM   
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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 6:18:42 PM   
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Two spectacularly rubbish jokes from CarrieO and Saratov respectively.  I think this is going to be a photo-finish . . . .

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 6:19:57 PM   
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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 7:20:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		The first joke I told (I was 4)
Why did Batman hold his penis?
Because he had to use the bat-room.

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The first joke I remember learning ... (when I was 6)
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andy
Andy who
Andy bit me again.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 7:29:49 PM   
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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 9:16:14 PM   
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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 9:24:06 PM   
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Robin, get in the car.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 10:23:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Earliest joke I can remember:
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 10:25:11 PM   
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Why do they call her "peanut butter legs"?
 
Because they spread so easily

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 11:40:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		The first joke I learned, I didn't really get the punch line till I was much older.

A little boy goes to school, and a girl comes up and pulls his zipper up and down. He doesn't know what to do, so he tells his mother after school. She tells him, if the little girls pulls his zipper up and down again, tell her a little mouse is going to come out and bite her.

So he goes to school the next day, and the little girl comes over, and starts pulling his zipper up and down again. He tells her, a little mouse is going to come out and bite her, and she turns to her cat and says, "Sic him pussy". Of course back then, I didn't get the connection with PUSSY !

Would it proper to tell another one, I learned from my dear Mom?

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 11:55:43 PM   
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You take the "F" out of "fat" and the "F" out of "way".

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/12/2009 12:55:18 AM   
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Pooh! 

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/12/2009 3:36:59 AM   
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.

I told that one, when I was around 4, till my family must have wanted to bomb something random.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/12/2009 5:57:43 AM   
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Because he was a fungi.




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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/12/2009 6:04:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh my gosh CarrieO.... thanks.. forgot that one and it always made me laugh.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/12/2009 2:02:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		back when i was five or six (possibly younger i can't recall to well) but the first joke i learned was:

Q)Do you know where they found Michael Jacksons other glove?

A)In Boy Georges pants.

(this greatly amused me at the time, so much so that even though i didn't understand the joke i told it at one of my gramma's parties)


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