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Confucious - 3/15/2009 12:05:45 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Confucius Says:
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Man who scratch ass 
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many 
Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: 
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not 
Determine who is right, war determines who is 
Left.
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Wife who put 
Husband in doghouse soon find him in 
Cathouse.
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Man who fight with 
Wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails 
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like 
Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in 
Glass house should change clothes in 
Basement.
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Man who fish in 
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator 
Smell different to midget.
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RE: Confucious - 3/15/2009 10:48:16 PM   
subharlequin


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ohh im dying here that was good lol but you forgot......

man who stands on toilet
is high on pot
 
heehee

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