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girlygurl -> RE: Fanny Farting (3/18/2009 1:03:24 PM)
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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman
I had one girlfriend who after having children, needed quite a bit of lube to be comfortable. She would amble sideways to get to the bathroom in the most peculiar way after climaxing during our first few sessions. After some time together and an almost painfully long session she finally got up and says 'I'm so thirsty, would you like a drink too' and she then managed farp with every step she took down the stairs to the kitchen, it was amazing. I came out to the balcony and looked over to see her on the floor near the kitchen bent out of shape trying not to throw up with laughter. So I would say ladies, if you want to practice and improve your performance, use plenty of lube and allow some friction to dry it to the right consistency for that virtuoso one woman show.
LMAO Funny Mad !
I thought that said "after having chicken" Course I had just finished watching the Duck being played on bagpipes. Thanks Steel [:)]
Mad! Peach? Nope, not laughing... It's embarrassing! Why would I want a scent to my embarrassment?
Back in the day I think we called this the "Pffffft" as in pussy fart.
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