piratecommander -> RE: Fanny Farting (3/23/2009 12:12:22 PM)
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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman Not too sure about a fetish for this Pirate. But as a musician, one wondered if there might be an entertainment angle here. Perhaps an act could be built up with a row of upturned ladies who's fannies could be squeezed to produce a particular note and therefore tunes. The drawback (or blowback) is that farps seem to have little range in tone or pitch, quite unlike regular parps which have a rich variety that we all enjoy. Wondering which songs might be appropriate... Killer Queef Farp Up The Volume Everything I Foop, I Foop For You Shakey, Quakey Farp Before I begin auditions, further suggestions for songs would be welcome I would think that if your'e going to find ladies willing to be upturned and have their fannies squeezed, your'e on the right kind of site to be in with a chance ... so as far as the auditioning goes, do I have to wear a rubber mask? ... Of course I should mention that the mental images in the minds of our readers have become really kinky and pervy in relation to rubber masks when all I was thinking of was a Simon Cowell lookalike mask so as to convince the contestants that I'm rich and unscrupulous and that they might be made famous if they "are in my good books" [sm=evil.gif][sm=evil.gif][sm=evil.gif] ...... You could call it the F F Factor. Pirate
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