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Would you date this man?? - 1/27/2006 6:15:55 PM

Rayne58

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Master found this ad online and I had to help him up off the floor - read the P.S. at the end

30yo, illiterate male with excess hormones seeks ignorant and innocent female for selfish and fun times
29th of December, 2005

Hello,

I am a dominate male with poor social skills, no experience with BDSM and a desperate need to get laid.

If you're an easily deceived female between 18 and 85 years of age I'd like to hear from you. Big bazookas preferred. Your other attributes and characteristics are unimportant because it's all really about me, me, ME!

I am in my 40's, sexually unsuccessful, poor at conversation, cleanliness-challenged and will readily tell you all that you want to hear for as long as it takes to get your legs apart. I am sure this won't take long as I'm clearly a superior specimen, hung like a rubber pencil and can't understand how any woman would not take the first opportunity to have sex with me.

I don't know anything about BDSM except that it's an acronym that has something to do with bandages and dancing. I have heard though that it's easy to fake, gets women hot to trot, and I'll happily pretend to be knowledgeable and make it up as I go along, at least until I get my nib wet.

P.S. I live with my mother, but she's mostly deaf and won't cause us any problems.

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RE: Would you date this man?? - 1/27/2006 8:02:48 PM

veronicaofML

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ya GOT to admit
he has a great sense of humor.

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RE: Would you date this man?? - 1/27/2006 8:35:17 PM

physcsdrk

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oooh he sounds dreamy. Where did you say you found that again?

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RE: Would you date this man?? - 1/27/2006 8:51:54 PM

jamesthehumanrug

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dear rayne58,
almost thot it was a fake and a female wrote it
but its so funny; very original; and quite fresh and therefore attractive due to charisma for which there is no bibliography.
thankgod the slurp is honest ;hate to have it sneak up on you;
better tell'em ; little cat bells on his leather -boots is what a real-top does ,
just,so ;you can hear him in the dark ,when he's coming.
but.........
quite refreshing
those dumb ones do have fun
and ,good for a one niter....he won't suffer too much; emotionally speaking.

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