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stella41b -> RE: What do you think of all the dommes seeking "generous" men? (4/4/2009 7:28:27 PM)
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It's like the male dom who walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. He walks up to the bar and and asks the ostrich and cat what they want.
'A gin and tonic' says the ostrich.
'A double whisky,' says the cat, 'but I'm not paying for it'.
So the guy orders himself a beer, a gin and tonic for the ostrich and a double whisky for the cat and they stand there by the bar chatting. Then the ostrich asks everyone what they want.
'Thank you,' says the man, 'I'll have a pint of lager.'
'I'll have a double whisky,' says the cat, 'but I'm not paying for it..'
The barman serves the drinks and the trio stand there by the bar and continue chatting. Then the man looks at the cat. The cat looks at the man through narrowed eyes.
'Fuck off,' says the cat.
So the man orders again, a gin and tonic for the ostrich, and 'a double whisky' for the cat 'who isn't paying..' The barman serves the drinks and calls the man over.
'What is it with the ostrich and the cat?' asks the barman, 'And why won't the cat pay?'
'Well I wrote up a profile on Collarme,' explains the man to the barman, 'and I wrote that I was seeking a bird with long legs and a tight pussy. And this Nigerian witch doctor replied and...'
Which is how I see the OP here... a bit of a joke.
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