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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/12/2009 12:42:52 PM

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OH Im loving these, I expect to use quite a few of them sooooon
Tooo funny and there was me thinking I wasnt into humiliation..... have I got a surprise for him.
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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/12/2009 1:17:59 PM

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Your penis is so small and puny, it is only good for fucking a thimble.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/12/2009 3:51:28 PM

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You can play with it like it's a finger puppet.... get the little animals or people (like little red riding hood) and put them on his small dick...

Tell him your gonna help him learn dick exercises to see if helps it become longer... then proceed to use 2 fingers to stretch it or bend it while counting.... better make him do the exercises daily...

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/13/2009 1:05:51 AM

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For me the disappointing tone and sincerity in the voice had more impact, when dating a number of women in my twenties. Receiving such commets as a drawn out "what a disappointment"and"ohh!...whats this" and "your such a big man and you have such a small cock" and "you have a REALLY small dick" but being told that i had a dick like a little boy was the most humiliating...So being spoken to in a manner like an infant/littleboy would be very humiliating. Just for the the record...i am under 4inches and crave SPH....

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/13/2009 6:08:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

I am looking for new and better small penis humiliation ideas.

Ideas, anyone?

Tia!!

Hello Tia,

First of all it's not a penis, boy, penis sounds as a word for little children, but that's My idea. I call it a clit, why? Because it's not worthy to
fuck with, what they have down there. So I always tell
them that they've a clit in between their legs, and only
a Dominant has a Real cock, which will B worthy
to have intercourse with Me, and not their pathetic
and useless clit. Which is only good to teaze & torture &
to put on denial, that's what they are good for and nothing else.

I hope you've fun with them Tia.

Enjoy !

GoddezzT`

ps, and since you've a clit, it's better that from now on you'll sit
down to pee, is that clear ??? !

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/13/2009 6:10:29 AM

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Strap-on your largest strap-on, then compare sizes lol

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/13/2009 12:33:31 PM

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More hilariousness!
And some of the funniest from guys who don't get into it!!
hmmmm.....

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/13/2009 12:38:58 PM

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For me the disappointing tone and sincerity in the voice had more impact, when dating a number of women in my twenties. Receiving such commets as a drawn out "what a disappointment"and"ohh!...whats this" and "your such a big man and you have such a small cock" and "you have a REALLY small dick" but being told that i had a dick like a little boy was the most humiliating...So being spoken to in a manner like an infant/littleboy would be very humiliating. Just for the the record...i am under 4inches and crave SPH....

Under four inches? How were you able to measure something so pathetically small?

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/13/2009 2:08:38 PM

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GoddessTeaze wrote: First of all it's not a penis, boy, penis sounds as a word for little children, but that's My idea. I call it a clit, why? Because it's not worthy to fuck with, what they have down there. So I always tell them that they've a clit in between their legs, and only a Dominant has a Real cock, which will B worthy to have intercourse with Me, and not their pathetic and useless clit. Which is only good to teaze & torture & to put on denial, that's what they are good for and nothing else.

Riiiiiight. Because anything with a clitoris couldn't possibly be dominant. Ooooh, no. The clitoris is an inherently submissive organ and only those with `Real cocks' can be truly dominant. Take note, all you so-called `female Dominants': rubber ones don't count. Not even silicone.

Did somebody change the channel to Ask The Annoying Kind of ManDom while I wasn't looking?

beeble.

[Edited to fix borken quoting.]

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/13/2009 2:18:45 PM

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Venatrix wrote: Under four inches? How were you able to measure something so pathetically small?

Well, you can just observe that it's smaller than something known to be four inches long. Or, if you prefer to quantify exactly how much smaller, use an oh-so-appropriately-named micrometer screw gauge.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/13/2009 11:29:55 PM

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...i am under 4inches and crave SPH....

I'll bet you measure it all the time hoping it will grow bigger! Oh, and I bet it's not even 4 inches... Less than 4 inches could very well be 1 or 2! Are you sure you can even find it to measure it some days?

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/13/2009 11:51:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: beeble

Riiiiiight. Because anything with a clitoris couldn't possibly be dominant. Ooooh, no. The clitoris is an inherently submissive organ and only those with `Real cocks' can be truly dominant. Take note, all you so-called `female Dominants': rubber ones don't count. Not even silicone.

Did somebody change the channel to Ask The Annoying Kind of ManDom while I wasn't looking?

beeble.

[Edited to fix borken quoting.]

quote:

Either you understand Humiliation,
or you dont it's a simple as that.

GoddezzT`

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/14/2009 1:17:57 AM

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(she stares) "Um, where is it?"

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/14/2009 7:27:19 PM

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Are sure that's not just a skin fold or part of your stomach? Maybe if you stand sideways and thrust your hips out we'll be able to see it?

(I could do this all day...)

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/20/2009 1:05:25 AM

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Oooohhh look. You balls didn't drop yet.

Send me a picture? Hey put it beside something small to make it look bigger and make sure you have a zoom lense.

Hee hee, it's not even as long as the word penis

Oh look a third nipple

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/20/2009 4:21:41 AM

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most of these were so bad i actually started laughing towards page 3 lol

a few good ones but most will cause her clients to either hang up on her right away or never call back and find someone who knows what they're talking about

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/20/2009 4:25:59 AM

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A man comes to you and says he's aroused.. And you just laught.

HAve him stand there and do stand up comedy routine about his small penis.

" I thought a penis grew from birth .I guess you proved me wrong"

" So , I guess you never got the joke " Is that a banana in your pants or you just glad to see me "

God must be a woman and she really had it in for you..lol

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/20/2009 5:24:47 AM

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my pet's penis is so small that he can hula hoop a cheerio on it

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/20/2009 5:47:48 AM

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Are you sure your not a post op TS??

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/20/2009 3:47:38 PM

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Your penis is so small, that even the little yellow faces above this reply are laughting at you..except the blue haired guy , he is just screaming so he can make his hair longer than your penis

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