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Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 4:17:15 PM

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I wanna know.

I wanna know what your favorite thing about your life....is.

What is the coolest thing....about being you?

I don't want to know that you have the worlds best tits (unless of course you send me pictures)....because I don't have any....and I can't stay at home feeling mine (well, actually...I can...but it ain't any fun because mine have hair....and they ain't round and fluffy).

I don't want to know why you're the world's best lover (because I know that's a lie anyways....I am....so let's nip that in the bud right this minute@!!!!).

What I want to know is....why would you rather be you....than anyone else?

That's all.

Simple request.

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 4:24:34 PM

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i have a bumper sticker. "angel with attitude"

i love having my attitude. and getting away with it because i look innocent of it and most people don't suspect

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 4:26:22 PM

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I am not the world's best lover which is a perfect excuse to keep practicing!

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 4:28:27 PM

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

What I want to know is....why would you rather be you....than anyone else?

Because I only know how to be me.

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 4:56:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

i have a bumper sticker. "angel with attitude"

i love having my attitude. and getting away with it because i look innocent of it and most people don't suspect

It works.

(I never suspected you for a minute).

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 5:06:56 PM

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*bats eyelashes and smiles a sweet little grin*

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

i have a bumper sticker. "angel with attitude"

i love having my attitude. and getting away with it because i look innocent of it and most people don't suspect

It works.

(I never suspected you for a minute).

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 5:17:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

What I want to know is....why would you rather be you....than anyone else?

Because I am strong, independent, self-centered, powerful, assertive, and above all, the subject of my own life.

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 5:23:53 PM

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Seriously the favorite and most wonderful thing about my life is my owner. The amount of love he gives me, awes me on a daily basis and enriches every part of me.

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 5:38:06 PM

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ORIGINAL: camille65

Seriously the favorite and most wonderful thing about my life is my owner. The amount of love he gives me, awes me on a daily basis and enriches every part of me.

That's very sweet.

(Where's my Kaopectate?)

(Said in the nicest of ways, of course :) )

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 5:45:43 PM

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The best thing about being me is...well...being me. I have wonderful friends, an incredible partner, a talent for one of the things I love most (my photography) and a job where I am actually gaining respect for what I do and how well I do it.

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 5:45:57 PM

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I'm a solipsist, so without me, there wouldn't be a universe, or a Lookie, or any of these other hallucinations I'm having . .. . . . & as soon as I figure out that nirvana thing . ... lol

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 5:50:24 PM

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"What I want to know is....why would you rather be you....than anyone else?"

I'm just lucky, I guess.

I like myself. I keep myself good company.

And it sure seems like I've led a relatively charmed life compared to most other people. Oh don't get me wrong, I've had scads of heartache too, but...

Other people have other problems. Since I have experience being me and learning from my particular mistakes, I can continue to do better and better at it. Better than I might do at handling other people's issues, which I may not know nearly as much about.

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 5:56:27 PM

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ORIGINAL: DemonKia

I'm a solipsist, so without me, there wouldn't be a universe, or a Lookie, or any of these other hallucinations I'm having . .. . . . & as soon as I figure out that nirvana thing . ... lol

You're responsible for the entire universe? Moreover....for me????

Well I got some issues with you then....

I wanna know why the hell I can't find my socks in the morning!

Why when my cars engine in January is easily 375 degrees within 2 minutes....I have to freeze my ass off until I get to the corner store???

How come my cat still thinks, after 9 years of me bonking her on the hayud when she licks my hair at 2 in the morning, that this is not only perfectly acceptable behaviour, but continues to do so even as I have fewer of them (hairs) as each attempt by her to lick them off in entirety?????

Why do I have incredibly erotic dreams about doing things while running a backhoe with raspberries placed on my genitals while imagining what it would be like being a Democrat for an afternoon?????

(Okay....scrap that last one)....

Okay....if you're responsible for all this...I want my damn money back!!!!

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 6:16:47 PM

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Hehehehe . . .. . First, please note that I am a happy little sadist & your misery, Lookie, in particular, pleases me . ... .

Secondly, details, schmetails . . . . Deities only concern themselves with the details when it pleases & amuses deity . . . . . lol

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 6:19:58 PM

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Another fav thing is teasing said deities.....muhahahahahahaha

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Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 6:21:23 PM

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But only on days when said deity did indeed eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast . ... . .

Hmmmmm, does liking 'em big & dumb count?

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 6:23:23 PM

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Because some mornings I can lift the toilet seat without using my hands and I'm married to a woman who thinks it's funny that I am entertained by that.

It rocks being me because everyone thinks I'm Harmless but I'm a serious Don Juan.

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 6:35:17 PM

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Because some mornings I can lift the toilet seat without using my hands and I'm married to a woman who thinks it's funny that I am entertained by that.

It rocks being me because everyone thinks I'm Harmless but I'm a serious Don Juan.

Steel

Lift the toilet seat without hands? Youtube? Just sayin

Me thinks you're a Don Juan
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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 7:35:04 PM

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My favorite thing about being me is there is never a dull moment. Oh, and the handsome Man in the pic next to me. He makes life fun too.

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RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... - 4/10/2009 8:34:13 PM

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I like to drink beer and watch porn, and I have power tools.

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