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intenze -> you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 12:08:28 PM)
This had me shaking my head at myself: I was driving behind a guy who had a bumper sticker that said: I would rather be fishing. I read it as: I would rather be fisting. goodness. Anyone else have pervy moments like that? c

scifi1133 -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 12:26:28 PM)
I passed something the other day that was called the snag house......I of course read it as shag house lmao.

mdr080480 -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 12:55:01 PM)
I saw a sticker on a car that said "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." Of course I thought I saw a bare bottom and chaps, but it may have just been an illustration of tight jeans.

Fitznicely -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 1:35:57 PM)
Oh god, for years we've had a "5ft Gorean Tree" we put up every xmas.

DemonKia -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 1:50:35 PM)
Ahhhhhhh, I've been wanting a thread just like this . . . . Thanks much, Intenze . ... . . .. . when you don't just have a toy bag, ya have a whole freaking set of matched luggage . . . . & ya need more . . . . . lol

intenze -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 1:53:31 PM)
You have matched luggage toy bags? Whew! You know you are a pervert when you go to Home Depot and you find all kinds of stuff that has NOTHING to do with home repair............

mdr080480 -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 1:59:40 PM)
I like walking around Home Depot... all the things that one can build if so inclined. All the toys in the irrigation isle, is where I shop for sprinkler repairs but find my imagination wanders.

Fitznicely -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 2:08:49 PM)
Yep, DIY stores, £1 stores....Most of our toybox contents come from them

WyldHrt -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 2:09:36 PM)
quote: You know you are a pervert when you go to Home Depot and you find all kinds of stuff that has NOTHING to do with home repair............ You know you are a pervert when you refer to Home Depot as Dom Depot, sometimes when in vanilla company. [:D]

scifi1133 -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 2:10:20 PM)
its not the home depot......it's the dom depot.

stella41b -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 2:36:25 PM)
...when you hear 'I was a lonely teenage drunken slut with his big erection and a pick up truck' whilst listening to Don MacLean's 'American Pie'.

WyldHrt -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 2:40:21 PM)
quote: its not the home depot......it's the dom depot. Or, if you are our resident manwhore, it's the Homo Depot [;)]

DemonKia -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 2:56:34 PM)
Yeah, well, ya know what happens after many years of being a thrifty & handy pervert? Yeah . ... . Mountains of smut supplies, even with me givin' away the less-than-suitable stuff . . . . . Hell, my rope alone needs its own suitcase . . ... . (& I'm nothing in that regard compared to my friend Sunshine Gypsy, she's got several bins of rope, in every color in the rainbow . . . . . . Me, jealous, nah . . . . lol . . . . . Toting all that rope around is a pain, [8D] ) Anyways, yes. My 'toy luggage' is all pink, & much of it is pink camouflage, hehehe . . .. . . I cannot walk thru any store, any place for that matter, that my pointy little perve brain doesn't go, 'Ah, ya know what we could do with that?' Not that I'm complaining, mind ya . . .. . . . [:D] It's one of those, 'ya know yer a perve when . . . ' things . . .. . lol Like, ya know yer a perve when you eyeball those engine-yanking cherry-picker things for it's suspension possibilities, lol . . .. . . quote: ORIGINAL: intenze You have matched luggage toy bags? Whew! You know you are a pervert when you go to Home Depot and you find all kinds of stuff that has NOTHING to do with home repair............

manxcat -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 4:13:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DemonKia Yeah, well, ya know what happens after many years of being a thrifty & handy pervert? Yeah . ... . Mountains of smut supplies, even with me givin' away the less-than-suitable stuff . . . . . Hell, my rope alone needs its own suitcase . . ... . (& I'm nothing in that regard compared to my friend Sunshine Gypsy, she's got several bins of rope, in every color in the rainbow . . . . . . Me, jealous, nah . . . . lol . . . . . Toting all that rope around is a pain, [8D] ) Anyways, yes. My 'toy luggage' is all pink, & much of it is pink camouflage, hehehe . . .. . . I cannot walk thru any store, any place for that matter, that my pointy little perve brain doesn't go, 'Ah, ya know what we could do with that?' Not that I'm complaining, mind ya . . .. . . . [:D] It's one of those, 'ya know yer a perve when . . . ' things . . .. . lol Like, ya know yer a perve when you eyeball those engine-yanking cherry-picker things for it's suspension possibilities, lol . . .. . . quote: ORIGINAL: intenze You have matched luggage toy bags? Whew! You know you are a pervert when you go to Home Depot and you find all kinds of stuff that has NOTHING to do with home repair............ You are my hero Kia [:D] Ya know you are a pervert when you fall asleep with the vibrator still running. Hey I'm single, dammit.

lovingpet -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 4:18:59 PM)
When the pet store makes both kitties purrrr with delight! lovingpet

intenze -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 4:40:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stella41b ...when you hear 'I was a lonely teenage drunken slut with his big erection and a pick up truck' whilst listening to Don MacLean's 'American Pie'. Those aren't the words? oh.....

beargonewild -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 5:09:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: its not the home depot......it's the dom depot. Or, if you are our resident manwhore, it's the Homo Depot [;)] You know me so well grinz wickedly

camille65 -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 5:30:08 PM)
I was at DomDepot petting some really nice rope one day. Yeah of course some guy was standing at the end of the aisle watching me. [8\|] It was really nice rope though!

scifi1133 -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 5:30:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: its not the home depot......it's the dom depot. Or, if you are our resident manwhore, it's the Homo Depot [;)] That is true I seem to remember more than once hearing this said lol.

WyldHrt -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/3/2009 5:36:01 PM)
quote: You know me so well grinz wickedly Tacklesmooches da manwhore Why yes; yes I do. [:D]

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