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GabrielleSlave -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/4/2009 8:55:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild quote: ORIGINAL: Rainfire [:D] Building a dungeon around here would be easy - most houses have full basements already. [:-] I should shut up now or give Lumus even more nasty ideas. shuttin' up! But Rain.....That is the sole reason behind searching for the appropriate house! Every time I look at house listings, the first thing I check is if it has a basement to build a playroom in! Ahhh, if only houses round here had basements....... Well there are a few but i don't happen to have a spare £800k to buy one grins and is still very excited i guess you also know if you are a pervert when your architect is just as perverted as you are lol!!!

Bella1965 -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/4/2009 9:00:59 AM)
G'morning all: You know you're a pervert when you watch a co-worker (who's a gym rat) swig down a protein shot (cigar shaped plastic tube, 6 inches long) and can't help but wonder that it would make an excellent ice mold for insertion play. As he was ready to throw the container away, I asked for it. When he inquired what I was going to use it for, my reply was; "Bend over and find out.". While he declined to be on the receiving end of the ice mold, he did give me every single one after that from the case he had purchased. I keep all 6 of them in the freezer, ready to go. Stay safe, play nice, & share your toys w/ others... [:D] Bella

GabrielleSlave -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/4/2009 9:05:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bella1965 While he declined to be on the receiving end of the ice mold, he did give me every single one after that from the case he had purchased. Evening/morning! Methinks that co-worker is more perverted that he realises lol! i bet the image has stayed with him and even now he wonders..... [;)]

Fitznicely -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/4/2009 10:27:24 AM)
Quick trip to the store, spied a headline: "do you have a rubber fetish?" If it hadn't been on the front of "Quadbike" magazine, I'd have bought it...

intenze -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/4/2009 10:45:28 AM)
Oh my. http://www.wired.com/culture/art/multimedia/2009/05/gallery_lego_torture?slide=4&slideView=4

AngelGeena -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/4/2009 10:56:53 AM)
Ahhhh the fun 20 bucks can buy at the Dollar Tree.

PMnpanthercub -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/4/2009 2:46:12 PM)
and cub wonders why some days i seem to take forever when i run into dollar tree just to pick up a couple things! [;)] PM

hejira92 -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/4/2009 4:21:26 PM)
I know I am perverted when..... I can't pass a pet display without stopping to 'Ooh' and 'Aah' over all the pretty collars.....

intenze -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/4/2009 4:40:13 PM)
to say nothing of what one can find in a science lab ((waggles eyes @ hejira))

hejira92 -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/4/2009 6:57:28 PM)
I know I'm a pervert when... Not only do I not mind cock-shots, but I often go over to Alt or Fetlife LOOKING for them. [8\|] edited to add: But don't send me any. Master deletes blue mail here. I'm allowed to look at posted ones, though.

intenze -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (5/4/2009 7:02:06 PM)
ok another one....I was looking at an art site..deviantart...and I read Deviant Tart...which now i kinda wish was my screen name...lol

manxcat -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (6/19/2009 8:41:09 AM)
You know you're a pervert when you read A THOUGHT FOR TODAY: If a man would register all his opinions upon love, politics, religion, learning, etc., beginning from his youth and so go on to old age, what a bundle of inconsistencies and contradictions would appear at last! -Jonathan Swift, satirist (1667-1745) sadist [:D] manxy

intenze -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (6/19/2009 8:43:42 AM)
LOL! I do that stuff ALL the time!

VirginPotty -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (6/19/2009 8:45:26 AM)
When you're at a horse show & see a crop used on a horse & think, "Lucky bitch"! [8\|]

intenze -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (6/19/2009 9:03:01 AM)
One time I was at a flea market with some friends. They had these amazing leather dog collars and matching leashes. I decided to get a set. I don't have a dog. The man asked me how big my dog was, I said...well I think we have about the same neck size.[:)]

HatesParisHilton -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (6/19/2009 9:09:25 AM)
"Caution: May Spark Suddenly" tranlsated into my brain as "Caution: May Spank Suddenly"

sunshinemiss -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (6/19/2009 12:36:28 PM)
You know you are a pervert when even the employees at Dom Depot are afraid of the wicked glint in your eye and give you a wide berth. *true story.

girlygurl -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (6/19/2009 1:32:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: intenze One time I was at a flea market with some friends. They had these amazing leather dog collars and matching leashes. I decided to get a set. I don't have a dog. The man asked me how big my dog was, I said...well I think we have about the same neck size.[:)] Cute, that made me laugh. I can't walk past the pet section at a store without doing a double take at the collars. I don't wear one but they have some really nice ones out there [:)]

KMsAngel -> RE: you know you are a pervert when......... (6/19/2009 3:56:11 PM)
when you giggle every time you enter the ladies room as the brand name on the soap and towel dispensers is "dominant"

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