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popeye1250 -> Why don't women fart? (5/7/2009 11:35:29 PM)
I hear guys in the gym farting all the time. Many times at the Mall I'll be walking behind some guys and one of them will let one rip. But, I don't think I've ever heard a woman fart except for maybe my sister. Why is this? Is it a "guy" thing?

Aileen1968 -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 1:16:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 Why is this? Is it a "guy" thing? Yes

KMsAngel -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 1:41:49 AM)
yes

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 1:45:32 AM)
Yes. As everyone knows, its a medical fact that men are more flatulent than women. I read it on the net, so it must be true. Unless cabbage, onions and beans are involved. But that's just a rumour.

BKSir -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 1:49:23 AM)
Oh, they DO. My friend Jess is infamous... and terrifying. I think they've tacked on laws in the Geneva Convention stating that she is not to be used for destructive purposes.

Phoenixpower -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 1:49:45 AM)
yep, its certainly a disgusting male habbit

dreamysubmale -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 1:55:18 AM)
Yes they do…theirs is just silent but violent

MadAxeman -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 1:56:00 AM)
Nobody else ever farts Popeye. Just the men near you.

sirsholly -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 2:06:56 AM)
we don't close our mouths long enough to build up any pressure.

Phoenixpower -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 2:09:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly we don't close our mouths long enough to build up any pressure. [sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif] [sm=goodpost.gif] [sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif]

Phoenixpower -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 2:10:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman Nobody else ever farts Popeye. Just the men near you. Maybe its those men's way to signal to him "honey you are hot..."

AquaticSub -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 2:43:12 AM)
~Fast Reply~ We use Gas-X and other products religiously to keep up the mystery. [:D]

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 3:17:31 AM)
In Australia, men fart, ladies "fluff". So can we have a bit o decorum please?

girlygurl -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 4:20:08 AM)
Oh yes, leave it to Popeye to get me laughing at this God awful time of the morning. Ditto on what Mad said. They must be letting lose around you. [:)] Lady Sweet, You are nothing but class tacklesmooches your hawtness

MoGa -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 4:29:52 AM)
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girlygurl -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 4:35:56 AM)
Good morning MoGa!!!! How are you this morning? What's the temp? Hot yet? snort I've never been to AZ so I'm clueless on the heat there.

Lashra -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 4:41:53 AM)
Oh we do, I've been known to let some real undie rippers in my time. It is just we are taught that "Ladies do not fart". So we tend to squish our ass cheeks together until it comes out as a silent gush of nasty smelling air...[sm=eeew.gif] ~Lashra

intenze -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 4:59:15 AM)
We do. But we dont brag about it.

kittinSol -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 5:01:19 AM)
Women are pure unadulterated spirits. Like Vodka.

Rainfire -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 5:20:00 AM)
When absolutely necessary on the extremely rare occasion that a LADY must tickle the air with her delicate scent, we tend to prefer the "one-cheek sneak" and be understated. When confronted, OBVIOUSLY the damned dog has been at it again! [;)]

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