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sirsholly -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 5:24:06 AM)
you don't have a dog, Rain [8\|]

LadyPact -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 5:25:08 AM)
OK, but how do you blame it on the dog when the fart was loud enough to wake the dog up?

Rainfire -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 5:27:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly you don't have a dog, Rain [8\|] Shush, you! I'm trying to appear delicate and lady-like, something you've never tried before! [>:] (And that's why there's Fluffy, the invisible cat who lets out his "happy gas" at times....)

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 5:34:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: intenze We do. But we dont brag about it. Speak for yourself!

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 5:54:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rainfire quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly you don't have a dog, Rain [8\|] Shush, you! I'm trying to appear delicate and lady-like, something you've never tried before! [>:] (And that's why there's Fluffy, the invisible cat who lets out his "happy gas" at times....) quote: ORIGINAL: LadySweetOrSour In Australia, men fart, ladies "fluff". So can we have a bit o decorum please? Let Fluffy out to play! Fluffy needs some fresh air.. Close the back door! Fluffy's gonna get out! Who left the back door open? Fluffy ran away! Dammit who left the front door open? Fluffy got out! Oh wait, that wasn't Fluffy....

breatheasone -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 6:14:45 AM)
Ok, lets be serious for a moment shall we? How in the world could sugar, and spice, and everything nice, cause gas?

sirsholly -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 6:34:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: breatheasone Ok, lets be serious for a moment shall we? How in the world could sugar, and spice, and everything nice, cause gas? ask Rain

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 6:39:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: breatheasone Ok, lets be serious for a moment shall we? How in the world could sugar, and spice, and everything nice, cause gas? ask MacGuyver

Rainfire -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 6:52:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: breatheasone Ok, lets be serious for a moment shall we? How in the world could sugar, and spice, and everything nice, cause gas? ask Rain [sm=book.gif] the obvious answer is that holly has been cooking again. Spontaneous combustion like her stove and all that stuff......

sirsholly -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 7:21:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rainfire quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: breatheasone Ok, lets be serious for a moment shall we? How in the world could sugar, and spice, and everything nice, cause gas? ask Rain [sm=book.gif] the obvious answer is that holly has been cooking again. Spontaneous combustion like her stove and all that stuff...... hey...I don't fart and blow the blankets off the bed. Everyone wonders why Lumus has long hair...the poor man needs SOMETHING to keep him warm at night. [8\|]

Rainfire -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 7:28:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly hey...I don't fart and blow the blankets off the bed. Everyone wonders why Lumus has long hair...the poor man needs SOMETHING to keep him warm at night. [8\|] No, His farts do that on their own... OMG, do they.... Ever wonder why Punky refuses to crawl under the blankies with us? He'll do it with me but not Lumus. [:-]

MsFlutter -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 10:20:39 AM)
of course ladies do it - we're just better at administering them. One visual indicator is if the pantyhose bulge at the ankles...

Rainfire -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 10:23:58 AM)
[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] LMAO!!!!!!! Now that would be a sight, MsFlutter!!!!!!!

breatheasone -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 11:49:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rainfire quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: breatheasone Ok, lets be serious for a moment shall we? How in the world could sugar, and spice, and everything nice, cause gas? ask Rain [sm=book.gif] the obvious answer is that holly has been cooking again. Spontaneous combustion like her stove and all that stuff...... OMG....you mean holly farted while cooking dinner? Is this slanderous accusation true holly??

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 1:43:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsFlutter of course ladies do it - we're just better at administering them. One visual indicator is if the pantyhose bulge at the ankles... omfg lmfaooooooooo whatta visual... seriously though, [:D] after being married all my life and politely holding them in, and belches too, i decided my one gift would be i would never again suppress "bustin a bean" as we were required to call it when i was a kid. i swear in the 7 years since the ex left, i have no more pms, am happy as hell most days, and my complexion looks better... gotta be the cleansing from lettin the beans bust....right?[sm=hippie.gif]

Phoenixpower -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 3:37:57 PM)
thank goodness my cats are real and not invisible and yes my damn female cat farts a lot (my female furry cat with 4 paws and claws....that there is no missunderstood at all [8\|])

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 3:53:41 PM)
I was thinking the same thing but I wasn't bored enough to post it lol. quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch quote: ORIGINAL: intenze We do. But we dont brag about it. Speak for yourself!

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/8/2009 4:11:38 PM)
I don't brag about farting, or burping for that matter, but I never pretend it doesn't happen, and unless I am some place where doing so would be rude or embarrassing to me, like the dinner table at a fancy restaurant, or in class in a packed class room, I fart and fart freely and I don't care who cares I did so. I really wish this whole conception that women are to delicate and lady like to do such gross bodily functions and if they ever do so they do it in a lovely smelling whoosh would stop being perpetuated lol. The jokes about it though are ok.

tatpiercedblkbbw -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/14/2009 11:59:49 PM)
So it is totally in appropriate for us to let out an air biscuit in front of you, and we totally pretend we are grossed out by it,but when we are alone, man... look out, no holdikng it in!!!

windchymes -> RE: Why don't women fart? (5/15/2009 6:31:00 AM)
We save it all up until we get old, and then we let it all out as the Walking Farts. [8\|]

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