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Why don't women fart? - 5/7/2009 11:35:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		I hear guys in the gym farting all the time.
Many times at the Mall I'll be walking behind some guys and one of them will let one rip.
But, I don't think I've *ever* heard a woman fart except for maybe my sister.
Why is this? Is it a "guy" thing?

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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 1:16:08 AM   
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Why is this? Is it a "guy" thing?


Yes

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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 1:41:49 AM   
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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 1:45:32 AM   
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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 1:49:23 AM   
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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 1:49:45 AM   
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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 1:55:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yes they do…theirs is just silent but violent

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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 1:56:00 AM   
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Nobody else ever farts Popeye.
Just the men near you.


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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 2:06:56 AM   
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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 2:09:45 AM   
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we don't close our mouths long enough to build up any pressure.


     

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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 2:10:52 AM   
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Nobody else ever farts Popeye.
Just the men near you.



Maybe its those men's way to signal to him "honey you are hot..."

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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 2:43:12 AM   
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We use Gas-X and other products religiously to keep up the mystery.

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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 3:17:31 AM   
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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 4:20:08 AM   
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Ditto on what Mad said. They must be letting lose around you.

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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 4:29:52 AM   
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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 4:35:56 AM   
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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 4:41:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh we do, I've been known to let some real undie rippers in my time. It is just we are taught that "Ladies do not fart". So we tend to squish our ass cheeks together until it comes out as a silent gush of nasty smelling air...

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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 4:59:15 AM   
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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 5:01:19 AM   
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RE: Why don't women fart? - 5/8/2009 5:20:00 AM   
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