Daddysredhead
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*laughing hysterically to the point of snorting*
Oh my goodness... where do I start? I absolutely LOVE you all for coming up for my birthday!!! You made it the most special one I've had in recent memory. I can't think of any better way to enjoy a birthday than the way I was able to. Wow...
What a crazy little place this CM thingie is! I have never met such really great people than I have from here. I was lucky enough to spend Saturday evening with: Greedy, Tulip, Tat, Caro, Sci, DCnovice, Trapped, Kana, littlewonder, lovingpet, and of course, my yummy DB. There were others from here who don't post much and a few local scene people in attendance. Sunday, the day I realized that I'm actually as out of shape as the fitness magazines say, lol... We (the first 7 listed above and myself) went on a walking tour of some of the memorials. OK, well this is what we tell our families we did, when it actuality, it was a suicide mission of the less than able-bodied. (It was led by DCnovice, who had no technical troubles with ambulating from place to place, which makes me think he actually spends all of his free time at Gold's Gym or something... *nods*)  The rest of us apparently have one foot in the grave. *hehehe*
I have thought of so many funny snipets from this weekend, to tickle the memories of those who know:
At McDonalds near my place, when the brothas (old neighbors) said "hey" to me and I chatted with them for a minute...
Tat: "Did you hear how she broke it down? She's speakin' ebonics up in here with the thugs... You think [DB] knows He's datin' a black woman?"
Coming around the beltway, trying to get to our exit, when the truck was in my way...
Me: "Mother-f---er, you know you better get the f--k outta my way, I need to get over! I'll smack the s--t outta you!"
Greedy: "[Red], baby... he's trying to let you in, that's why he slowed down, honey..."
Me: "Oh, thank you, Sir, that was very sweet of you... thank you!"
Tulip: "What the heck? [Red] is all bi-polar up in here, screaming at the man one minute like she's a thug, then thanking him like that."
Sci: "She went gang-banger to Southern belle in 2 seconds, that's crazy." lol...
On our "scenic" route around DC Saturday night, after leaving the club:
DB: "Ladies, we have just left the Capitol Heights section of DC. This area is a little less... um..."
Tulip: "White. This area is a little less white. That's why we got a white woman in the car, they'll probably leave us alone with [Red] in the car."
Me: "Yanno, when we come through some of these places in my car, I just look out the window like I've been carjacked and people just leave us alone."
On the way back from the club, Tulip, Tat and I talking about "stuff"...
DB: "I can't even imagine how you ladies talk when there isn't a man in the car... dayum."
Coming back from the death march/tourist trip to DC Sunday, relating the story of DB's shock at our candor...
Me: "I thought it was funny how [DB] was shocked out of His mind last night during our "discussion." What was funnier was Him saying He couldn't believe what we must say when there wasn't a man around."
Greedy: "[Red], look in your rearview mirror, darling."
Me: "What is it?"
Greedy: "We still have a man in the car... [Sci] is right here, remember?" lol...
At dinner in DC Sunday night, on the phone with DB telling Him about my outing with the gang...
Me: "We're having a great time. Went to the different memorials, having dinner now, oh and [Sci] is filling in since You aren't here, Daddy. He popped me right on the ass, where You beat the crap outta me last night... TWICE."
DB: "That's good. OK, you all enjoy yourselves. Talk to you later."
Sci: "What did He say?"
Me: "He said GOOD!!! What the hell? Did you all make a pact last night or something?" 
Sci: "Bwuahahahahaha!!!"
There was more... if you wicked people remember, please post your musings. I have nearly cracked a rib laughing this morning.
Thank you all, seriously, for making this the best birthday weekend ever. Thank you for traveling from all over. I couldn't have asked for more.
Love, Red and DB
< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 5/11/2009 6:54:14 AM >
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