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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/22/2009 9:41:31 AM   
LadyPact


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LOL.  It's not about Me either, but who says we can't hitch a ride on the traveling fun?

I'm wondering if a caravan idea might work out? 


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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/22/2009 10:03:52 AM   
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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/22/2009 10:13:30 AM   
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It's a thought.  

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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/22/2009 11:22:55 AM   
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GOOD IDEA! We live in a VERY volatile area - you never know when a spontaneous party can break out at ANY time! Fortunately, our policy regarding bathing suits means you can pack lighter.

Yup, it's dangerous up on the hill! You can be just minding your own business, and BOOM, a party breaks out for no reason and suddenly there's nekkid people and emptied toybags everywhere

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Greedy - since it's your party, you get first dibs on the guest room, however, you can invite anyone to share it with you. Although sometimes guests want to 'arm wrestle' for things at our place, having seen Michael and Daniel in person; you'll be at a bit of a weight disadvantage!

I just got a visual of a Greedy sammich on Daniel and Michael bread. The guest room would never be the same!
 



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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/22/2009 11:26:19 AM   
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Don't Greedy have a Pirate somewhere that would have issue with that?

I mean it's not like I care if Greedy should come into that situation it is her job to explain it but I am thinking Greedy will be wanting to sleep on the lounge chairs on the Patio to keep from giving Pirate the wrong Idea.

By the way Greedy .... we take Pictures.

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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/22/2009 11:27:19 AM   
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It's always weird seeing my real name on a thread I always wonder if they are really talking about me or not.

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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/22/2009 11:29:29 AM   
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LOL.  It's not about Me either, but who says we can't hitch a ride on the traveling fun?

Someone should direct the person in main asking why people here are too serious and never post about fun to this thread!


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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/24/2009 10:08:19 AM   
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Apparently Merc forgot to issue his clear sky permit on time and the fog/mist was, at least for me, an early morning treat.


That's actually a common phenomenon here to the point it has a name. It's called the June gloom. Don't ask me why, since it starts in February and ends in June. Spring gloom would be more accurate. It generally burns off by noon. (By which time someone will be looking at you, noticing your shoulders have that pink look and ask you if you realize you can get a burn thru the fog.... LOL)
 
 
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 The Pastries from Bristol Farms are made with Crack…. 

OMG aren't they though???  Ick, my nearest Bristol Farms is 15 mins away! (8 if I take the ferry and catch it on my bank.) It's sad when a Sunday morning is soooo lazy that you can't even get motivated to go buy a mouthful of heaven.
 
 
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 I don’t know many of those names…. BeachMystress DOES…. And I am envious of her toybag.


Beach has a very serious toy fetish. When I was single, all of my spare money went into toys. Now, saving for a house and other things take precedence. Instead of getting 15 new toys a year, I now get maybe two or three. OOO.. and I found a new flogger I want (and our anniversary is in June!! Yeay! One of the toy times.) It is another of the double head ones, but is made of plastic! The handle is flexible, which is the best in a double head.


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Putting a good tip on a new toy will also make the toy possible of giving someone a whole new ass crack

Yup it does.. now you see why I traded it. That thing isn't very controllable at the best of times and any accident with it with a living being would end up in a ton of guilt and perhaps a Dr's visit! Now the thing I traded him for.. that thick Lucite bat.. works beautifully! I am not able to hit toy with it very hard, because it could easily be a bone crusher. We actually padded it with some silicone cock rings and a "dolphin" designed to go over the head of a cock and I was able to use it harder. It makes an awesome thud sound.. *purrs*


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Venice Beach and Redondo Beach sounds good on paper in reality I could have gone without. I remember going to the beach being a LOT more fun as a child.
How about next time you come we do tide pools. Those are about as much fun as an adult can have at the beach. Or at least they are for me! Crawling around on rocks, getting splashed and slipping.. those are heart racers. LOL But the critters are worth seeing. Even if you've seen them in an aquarium somewhere, seeing them "in the wild" is sooo much better. We have two local good ones. One is a a marine wildlife sanctuary and you can't even take sea shells from it, so it is prettier. The other is so easy to get to it's not funny. They have stairs down to the rocks, so even those who can't climb rocks like mad can see something. 

 
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The Beach is now restricted to only .03 % Resident status and the remainder of the beach is populated by foreigners from Japan and Mexico.

Wild huh? This started about 15 years ago when the baby boomers first started seeing the sun cancers from how much time they spent in the sun when younger. It became almost thought of as child abuse to take your kid to the beach often! And after seeing Gramma or Grampa's face peeled for one of the cancer treatments, most kids don't want to spend so much time in the sun.:-(




So... when ya coming back?? You've been home almost a week!!


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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/24/2009 7:07:37 PM   
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Putting a good tip on a new toy will also make the toy possible of giving someone a whole new ass crack

Yup it does.. now you see why I traded it. That thing isn't very controllable at the best of times and any accident with it with a living being would end up in a ton of guilt and perhaps a Dr's visit! Now the thing I traded him for.. that thick Lucite bat.. works beautifully! I am not able to hit toy with it very hard, because it could easily be a bone crusher. We actually padded it with some silicone cock rings and a "dolphin" designed to go over the head of a cock and I was able to use it harder. It makes an awesome thud sound.. *purrs*


Master caught me in the dungeon studying that thing when he came home from work and next thing you know - it felt like this slave was getting another ass crack installed! Who knew you could sharpen leather? Thought you were this slave friend Beach! Master loves it, and He's managed to only let this slave think He has cut her in half!
 
Miss you all! Who's up for a picture party when we get back?

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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/24/2009 7:09:37 PM   
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Who's up for a picture party when we get back?

MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!
Speaking of pics, I'll have the ones from last weekend up on my Flickr account this evening


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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/27/2009 1:45:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

Master caught me in the dungeon studying that thing when he came home from work and next thing you know - it felt like this slave was getting another ass crack installed! Who knew you could sharpen leather? Thought you were this slave friend Beach! Master loves it, and He's managed to only let this slave think He has cut her in half!
 
Miss you all! Who's up for a picture party when we get back?


AACK.. I posted under toy's acct!! LMAO, does this mean I've crossdressed??? - BeachMystress

OMG! Picture Party sounds good! I can't wait to see where all beth flashes! And you can put on that python thing again.. I didn't get pix!!

LoL, I'm so sorry. I actually shouted "I'm sorry beth. I'm so very very sorry." into the house right after he cut the leather! *grins*


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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/27/2009 1:48:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Speaking of pics, I'll have the ones from last weekend up on my Flickr account this evening

I didn't notice I was toy till the second post! Yeah yeah, laugh at me.. sigh

Hey, did you get the pix from my cam? I left them on Mercnbeth's computer, but not sure if they ever got mailed to you.

There are several very good ones of you. I'd thought that babydoll was black. Imagine my surprise when they showed it was actually that gorgeous purple in the photos! Hubba Hubba.. you looked goooood!


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RE: ....It doesn't Suck. - 5/28/2009 2:50:39 AM   
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I didn't notice I was toy till the second post! Yeah yeah, laugh at me.. sigh

Would I do that? *giggles*
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Hey, did you get the pix from my cam? I left them on Mercnbeth's computer, but not sure if they ever got mailed to you.

Nopers, I didn't get them. Mercnbeth were a bit busy last week into this one with last minute trip stuff. Hopefully, Merc took beth to have a Lojack installed... errr.. somewhere... before they left for Amsterdam, just in case
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There are several very good ones of you. I'd thought that babydoll was black. Imagine my surprise when they showed it was actually that gorgeous purple in the photos! Hubba Hubba.. you looked goooood!

LOL, good pics of me are rare, but if they exist, you probably took them As to the babydoll, I almost didn't buy it... but I had to have SOMETHING new for "costume change" time, lmao!

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Beach has a very serious toy fetish. When I was single, all of my spare money went into toys. Now, saving for a house and other things take precedence. Instead of getting 15 new toys a year, I now get maybe two or three.

You know I'm happy to indulge that fetish to the best of my toymaking abilities any time you ask, Beach. I still have some copper handle fittings, the link you sent, and all that green leather you didn't get to see


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