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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 2:10:10 PM

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...well I could join the whore crowd and always when we have trouble about it then I can defend them

But I still need a hot judge...because a girl I can't convince with my puppy eyes to get my way yanno...

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 2:14:03 PM

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Either i just stepped in a cow patty or Stevie is running his mouth again.

*checks bottom of shoes*

Geez, holly, we're trying to have a clean, family-style Western here

i was keeping it clean, damnit! I could have said cow shit....

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 3:06:03 PM

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can i be one of the fiesty ranchers daughters who's a bit of a SAM and gets kidnapped by a rugged handsome ruthless but passionate indian brave, who is actually saving her from the crude, lowlife ranchers hand that is actually a cattle and horse thief?

and the ravishment is mandatory, i should point out

Yes and Lozen will ride along and have her indian brave hold down the fiesty ranchers daughter while she ravishes her, then he can have a turn...if he is good that is...

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oh ma'am, i'm so grateful to y----

*shrieking and moaning and slapping and swooning and gasping ensue in no particular order*

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 3:07:08 PM

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I want to be the women who comes along and sweeps Ben Cartwright off his feet and we'd ride off into the sunset together. Then I'd struggle with my lustful feelings for my three handsome stepsons, Adam, Hoss and Little Joe.

Oh sure, but Ben had all the money.....

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 3:19:00 PM

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I want to be the women who comes along and sweeps Ben Cartwright off his feet and we'd ride off into the sunset together. Then I'd struggle with my lustful feelings for my three handsome stepsons, Adam, Hoss and Little Joe.

Oh sure, but Ben had all the money.....

I'd take Adam. You can keep Hoss and Little Joe. Adam had that look in his eye...and he knew his way around a rope!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 3:19:06 PM

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The Judge.

I was think Mayor first, then realized that the Judge has more power.

Oh, you'd make an outstanding judge! That's perfect.

Look, between the judging and the running of the saloon, you're going to have to be on the move quite a bit. You'll be needing a reliable horse. May I have the honor, please?

Absolutely!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 3:44:49 PM

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I still prefer a hot male judge *pout*

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 4:07:39 PM

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I think I will be the loner/prospector who rides into town with a saddle bag full of gold, spends a few days at the saloon drinking and gambling before heading back to my cabin in the hills.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 4:33:11 PM

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You can do the judge bear

Ok, you aren't a potential date for me...as you prefer the men...but I am sure I could still convince you at court when I would speak up for stevie...or alternatively...we could make a deal behind his back *whatever would be more to my favour"

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 4:54:28 PM

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I still prefer a hot male judge *pout*

You are soooooooooo digging a hole for your client. I hope it's pro bono.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:02:09 PM

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You are soooooooooo digging a hole for your client. I hope it's pro bono.

Ya call THIS kinda piano playing pro bono?!?!?

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:05:49 PM

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Keep sucking up erm, PLAYING, there piano man.

(this judge gig is kinda fun.......I like people sucking up)

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:08:11 PM

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Ohhhhh. I dunno if they had them in the Western days, but I wanna write a town gossip column!!! Pweety pweese?

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:19:14 PM

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I still prefer a hot male judge *pout*

You are soooooooooo digging a hole for your client. I hope it's pro bono.

Well....if I would dig him a hole or not would depend on the whole circumstances...now...with you as a judge I assume I have to be careful...my female charme and smartness doesn't work to run you over...whereas with a man...I can play my cards with either being nicely to him to make him feel sorry for me and my client to get what I want for my client...or with showing him my assertive and wisdom-side to get Stevie out of the shit and to show that Judge not to mess with me...alternatively...depending on the script I might prefer to take over Stevies business and so do a deal with the judge, put Stevie (sorry Stevie) into jail for a while, get some cash from the judge for supporting him...spend an hour with that judge that he gets what he wants...and then take over Stevies business from the whorehouse...

personally I just think it is much easier to play the cards with a male judge then a female one...as men (sorry) have moments where they prefer to use the eyes instead of their brains...so I need a male judge for that job!!! end preferable a hetero of course...not someone like Pirate who is already gone...I mean who already has his Lady...a hot single male Judge!!!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:21:10 PM

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Ohhhhh. I dunno if they had them in the Western days, but I wanna write a town gossip column!!! Pweety pweese?

Sounds like a good idea...if you pay enough then we can even get some money for Stevies Law Case

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:22:14 PM

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I have just been informed by a "source" that since we are a mild mannered town, the need for a gossip column is about nil.

I do, take bribes to pretend you non mild mannered ones are quite the lil angels.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:24:36 PM

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Mild mannered? Wait until Stevie is at court...there you will find scandals...I can tell ya...scandals from stevie and his business, scandal from my way dealing with the judge...gosh, there is so much you won't be able to write all that stuff

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:26:31 PM

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That's 'cause the gossip columnist hasn't been out to my ranch yet! Us prospectors do get mighty lonely out in the hills searching fur gold.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:26:45 PM

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Steven? That precious lil angel of a man? Scandal? Nooooo. Never. Not him.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:28:08 PM

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Gosh you would be surprised....about "innocent" Stevie

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