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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:24:06 PM

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/chooses holly/

begins knitting a thong for Steven...after finishing the socks for Phoenix

Good girl

She knows how to set the priorities right

And don't dare to come along with pink socks I HATE pink!!!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:24:55 PM

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*blush* what do you mean...

Playing the piano for you, of course. What other ideas would you expect from my innocent, unsullied mind?

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:25:43 PM

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i don't think pink was invented back then Phoenix......

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:26:35 PM

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*blush* what do you mean...

Playing the piano for you, of course. What other ideas would you expect from my innocent, unsullied mind?

well...that lowers my knowledge about law a lot yanno...as after all I still aim for 12 kids and I am told they are expensive...so I need to ensure to earn a lot fast....on whomevers expenses I don't care

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:28:02 PM

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What other ideas would you expect from my innocent, unsullied mind?

Either i just stepped in a cow patty or Stevie is running his mouth again.

*checks bottom of shoes*

Yep...it's the windbag.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:29:01 PM

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i don't think pink was invented back then Phoenix......

phew...thank goodness....just thought to let you know as after all you are a damn smart one...so I feared you might develop colouring such materials whilst using your brain during knitting yanno...

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:29:06 PM

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as after all I still aim for 12 kids

For God's sake, phoenix, you're supposed to be my lawyerette! I do NOT want you shooting at children! How would it look if your sentence was bigger than mine?

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:30:55 PM

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I've refined my business model. It is now MsFlutter's Fine Leatherwear and Other Goods (FLOG)

See Igor for rope, carbiners, candles, lubes, and other expendables.

Someone tell Michael that there's an opportunity for a bondage furniture store. The town administrator will probably want to talk to him about some stocks, etc for the town square.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:32:09 PM

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I didn't think about shooting at them...thank you very much stevie...I was talking about raising them at some point...ergo I need to earn a lot from you to get you through that trial yanno...because if I would happily live as a single mum from a huge family I would not be able to work...and wasn't supposed to work in those days anyway...ergo, I need big stevie to pay the costs to feed our 13 little mouths for the future

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:33:31 PM

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And Stevie...as your lawyer I advice you to shave...your face...before your trial...as otherwise the judge might not understand what you are saying yanno...

< Message edited by Phoenixpower -- 5/25/2009 12:34:46 PM >

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:52:15 PM

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but hey, who is the judge anyway??? any handsome out there...*whom I can go out for a drink with afterwards"

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 12:59:25 PM

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LadyTigresse is the judge. She seems to like Steven, so he'll probably be alright in the long run. She may not make it easy on him, but hey, the old west was a tough place. He'll come through it OK.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 1:02:09 PM

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Steven = Barry Manilow's inspiration to play piano

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 1:02:26 PM

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Either i just stepped in a cow patty or Stevie is running his mouth again.

*checks bottom of shoes*

Geez, holly, we're trying to have a clean, family-style Western here, and you bring scat and retifism into it. Can't you keep your mind clean for just a few minutes?

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 1:09:07 PM

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I'd have to be Miles McClain. Rumored to be a Gun Man for Hire. Carries three Pistols and a Remmington over his shoulder. Keeps to Himself. A Very Deadly Man.

At least that was who I always pretended to be back when I played this game in gradeschool.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 1:17:50 PM

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can i be one of the fiesty ranchers daughters who's a bit of a SAM and gets kidnapped by a rugged handsome ruthless but passionate indian brave, who is actually saving her from the crude, lowlife ranchers hand that is actually a cattle and horse thief?

and the ravishment is mandatory, i should point out

Yes and Lozen will ride along and have her indian brave hold down the fiesty ranchers daughter while she ravishes her, then he can have a turn...if he is good that is...

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 1:21:29 PM

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LadyTigresse is the judge. She seems to like Steven, so he'll probably be alright in the long run. She may not make it easy on him, but hey, the old west was a tough place. He'll come through it OK.

hey hey hey....but I want a hot single hetero judge puhleeeeze.......

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 1:35:38 PM

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I must say I'm impressed by this thread, and have a bit of hope for this town. So far we have 3 school marms and 2 whores. That's an awful fine ratio. :)

And as far as getting scalped, nah... cookie was usually the wily ol' guy who was surprisingly good at hiding, and even more surprisingly good with a gun, but never really showed it. ;)

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 1:43:20 PM

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well I was kinda thinking...maybe i should not be a school marm, maybe I should be the old lady who bakes the sherrif pies and hopes secretly to give him a blowjob.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 1:48:55 PM

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LOL, why do you think I wanted to be "Cookie"? ;) Only, wrong person on their knees in your scenario.

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