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KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:51:51 PM)
wonders which brothel the misunderstood outlaw will take me to Oooh, and maybe drop me off....

oceanwinds -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:52:44 PM)
oh i would be a can-can dancer for sure with all those pretty dresses. But i am wondering about those thongs someone is making Steven. Are you using wool?

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:56:49 PM)
well, as Stevie is playing the piano you can ask him when he is having a break...as after all he will play the piano whilst you dance [:)]

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:58:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne wonders which brothel the misunderstood outlaw will take me to Oooh, and maybe drop me off.... am sure Stevie will be generous and hire you [;)]

Aylee -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:02:46 PM)
Curly ~ Jack Palance's character in City Slickers

oceanwinds -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:04:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower well, as Stevie is playing the piano you can ask him when he is having a break...as after all he will play the piano whilst you dance [:)] oh perhaps he whilst permit me to dance on top of the piano?

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:10:26 PM)
Sooo...who is gonna be the town post master/mistress? And perhaps a photographer?

DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:14:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne wonders which brothel the misunderstood outlaw will take me to Oooh, and maybe drop me off.... am sure Stevie will be generous and hire you [;)] It's not an automatic hire. That interview process is grueling. Long and hard.

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:14:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: oceanwinds quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower well, as Stevie is playing the piano you can ask him when he is having a break...as after all he will play the piano whilst you dance [:)] oh perhaps he whilst permit me to dance on top of the piano? Am sure he will love that :o) Maybe Holly will knit you some knickers, too [;)]

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:15:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne wonders which brothel the misunderstood outlaw will take me to Oooh, and maybe drop me off.... am sure Stevie will be generous and hire you [;)] It's not an automatic hire. That interview process is grueling. Long and hard. LoL, if she offers me enough percentage of her earnings...I could spead up that process when I would take over after you...unfortunately...would fail your trial smooch

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:18:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne wonders which brothel the misunderstood outlaw will take me to Oooh, and maybe drop me off.... am sure Stevie will be generous and hire you [;)] It's not an automatic hire. That interview process is grueling. Long and hard. looks all innocent and flutters eyelashes Ohh I'm a hard worker, Sir. pulls up ripped dress and tries to appear lady like...and looks over at Phoenixpower nodding...just in case he doesn't win that trial * EDITED to cover all my bases... lol *

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:26:32 PM)
quote: Alright! We're rockin' and rollin' now. All we need now are some gunfighters, then. I'd carry one, but I'd be like James Coburn in The Magnificent Seven--just minding my own business until some shithead with something to prove pushes and pushes for a fight, at which point I reluctant rise, lazily walk into position, watch the idiot draw and fall under my knife throw before his gun reaches his waist. Then I'd sit again, pull my hat back over my eyes and go back to sleep.

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:34:46 PM)
nodding back to Anne

igor2003 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:48:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsFlutter [b]See Igor for rope, carbiners, candles, lubes, and other expendables. [ I've got the rope, carbiners, and candles. The lube and most of the "other expendables" should be in on the Wednesday stage. If the lube and expendables are going to be in high demand I'll start keeping a supply on hand.

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:50:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: igor2003 quote: ORIGINAL: MsFlutter [b]See Igor for rope, carbiners, candles, lubes, and other expendables. [ I've got the rope, carbiners, and candles. The lube and most of the "other expendables" should be in on the Wednesday stage. If the lube and expendables are going to be in high demand I'll start keeping a supply on hand. taking a look around the brothel I think having a large supply on hand would be a great idea. These people are perverts, sticking things in places and whatnot. thinks it looks like fun.... [:D]

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:53:40 PM)
lifts hat a bit -- slowly scans the street -- pulls hat back over eyes and goes back to sleep

igor2003 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:54:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne quote: ORIGINAL: igor2003 quote: ORIGINAL: MsFlutter [b]See Igor for rope, carbiners, candles, lubes, and other expendables. [ I've got the rope, carbiners, and candles. The lube and most of the "other expendables" should be in on the Wednesday stage. If the lube and expendables are going to be in high demand I'll start keeping a supply on hand. taking a look around the brothel I think having a large supply on hand would be a great idea. These people are perverts, sticking things in places and whatnot. thinks it looks like fun.... [:D] Mumbles as he goes over to the telegraph office to increase the size of the order. But wait! There is no telegraph operator!! Guess I'll have to send the order by pony express again.

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:57:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: igor2003 quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne quote: ORIGINAL: igor2003 quote: ORIGINAL: MsFlutter [b]See Igor for rope, carbiners, candles, lubes, and other expendables. [ I've got the rope, carbiners, and candles. The lube and most of the "other expendables" should be in on the Wednesday stage. If the lube and expendables are going to be in high demand I'll start keeping a supply on hand. taking a look around the brothel I think having a large supply on hand would be a great idea. These people are perverts, sticking things in places and whatnot. thinks it looks like fun.... [:D] Mumbles as he goes over to the telegraph office to increase the size of the order. But wait! There is no telegraph operator!! Guess I'll have to send the order by pony express again. whispers in igor's ear I don't think we have a pony yet.

igor2003 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:59:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne quote: ORIGINAL: igor2003 quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne quote: ORIGINAL: igor2003 quote: ORIGINAL: MsFlutter [b]See Igor for rope, carbiners, candles, lubes, and other expendables. [ I've got the rope, carbiners, and candles. The lube and most of the "other expendables" should be in on the Wednesday stage. If the lube and expendables are going to be in high demand I'll start keeping a supply on hand. taking a look around the brothel I think having a large supply on hand would be a great idea. These people are perverts, sticking things in places and whatnot. thinks it looks like fun.... [:D] Mumbles as he goes over to the telegraph office to increase the size of the order. But wait! There is no telegraph operator!! Guess I'll have to send the order by pony express again. whispers in igor's ear I don't think we have a pony yet. Damn! Well where did that darned Indian go. Maybe I can get him to send smoke signals!

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:59:40 PM)
lifts hat again -- looks up -- speaks That young wannabe gunslinger I killed had a horse. It's in the corral. You can have him. pulls hat over eyes, goes back to sleep

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