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beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 5:17:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: PanthersMom

bribing a federal employee to look the other way?  what do you think this is, washington DC?

PM


*snort*
You really didn't think I'd be a law abiding citizen now didja?



sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 5:25:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: intenze

only if you dont slam into the crash cart....(he he...read that one)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 7:04:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave

A few more posts, we could probably get an actual script written. [:)] 


YBS, when you pitch this script to the Hollywood execs, record it.  It'll be a hit on YouTube.



hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 8:13:33 AM)

Good News everyone!! The telegraph office is now in business!! Anyone sending a telegram will get 5 cents off their 25 cent bath!! The drifters are fresh and clean and heading for the saloon for a well earned shot of whiskey!!



Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 8:22:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

Good News everyone!! The telegraph office is now in business!! Anyone sending a telegram will get 5 cents off their 25 cent bath!! The drifters are fresh and clean and heading for the saloon for a well earned shot of whiskey!!


Will you lick the stamps for me? [8|]



AngelGeena -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 8:35:47 AM)

Dr. Quinn medicine woman here...somebody has to patch up everybody after all the brawlin



oceanwinds -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 8:42:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: AngelGeena

Dr. Quinn medicine woman here...somebody has to patch up everybody after all the brawlin


I fell off the piano kicking my legs doing the can can. Will Sullie pull me by my hair to your Dr. quarters.....please..pretty please



new4u2useLincNE -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 8:45:47 AM)

"You can help my indian brave boy and myself ravish the ranchers daughter (KMsAngel)
We can have a threesome or if we get more injuns a gangbang!

~Lashra "


I'm there. We need a bigger tribe. We might have to start taking captives. lol *sharpens knife*



hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 8:51:37 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

Good News everyone!! The telegraph office is now in business!! Anyone sending a telegram will get 5 cents off their 25 cent bath!! The drifters are fresh and clean and heading for the saloon for a well earned shot of whiskey!!


Will you lick the stamps for me? [8|]

Telegrams don't need stamps. The post office is on the corner. Got anything else that needs licking (after a complimentary stop at the bathhouse!)??



Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 8:52:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: new4u2useLincNE

*sharpens knife*


*nicks his knife as he does NOT pay attention to what he is doing...hey man...look what you are doing instead of looking at oceanwinds can can*



Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 8:54:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5


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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

Good News everyone!! The telegraph office is now in business!! Anyone sending a telegram will get 5 cents off their 25 cent bath!! The drifters are fresh and clean and heading for the saloon for a well earned shot of whiskey!!


Will you lick the stamps for me? [8|]

Telegrams don't need stamps. The post office is on the corner. Got anything else that needs licking (after a complimentary stop at the bathhouse!)??


[&o][&o][&o] but at the post office the owner is so rude and bossy...I don't dare to ask there to lick the stamps [&o][&o][&o]

What about I buy my stamps at the post office and bring them to you...you lick them...and then I carry the post back[8|] 



hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 8:55:45 AM)

I wouldn't want to horn in on the post office's business.....



new4u2useLincNE -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 8:57:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

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ORIGINAL: new4u2useLincNE

*sharpens knife*


*nicks his knife as he does NOT pay attention to what he is doing...hey man...look what you are doing instead of looking at oceanwinds can can*


Heh, I'm easily distracted.



beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 8:58:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: new4u2useLincNE

I'm there. We need a bigger tribe. We might have to start taking captives. lol *sharpens knife*


Watch where you get your captives from......many of them work for me!



Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 9:04:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: new4u2useLincNE

Heh, I'm easily distracted.


I figured out that one already myself [;)]



Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 9:13:28 AM)

*raises hat a bit -- looks at newcomer sharpening knife*

*thinks "Apparently he didn't notice the dead body with the knife sticking out of it as he entered town"*

*shrugs. No need to kill him as long as he lives and lets live.*

*pulls hat back over eyes, goes back to sleep*




new4u2useLincNE -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 9:14:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

*raises hat a bit -- looks at newcomer sharpening knife*

*thinks "Apparently he didn't notice the dead body with the knife sticking out of it as he entered town"*



Thats where I got my knife. :)



Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 9:16:08 AM)

*shrugs. It was an old knife anyway, and bloody now too. And it needed sharpening.*

*thinks "The new kid is alright"*

*pulls hat back down over eyes*




oceanwinds -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 9:21:30 AM)

i gave up can can and now sit near the woods with a wolf beside me. It is early morning, the sun is just beginning to show his light through the cobalt blue sky. A red tail hawk flies over my head and disturbs wolf focus. The cradle of oak trees keep me from being seen. My dark eyes focus outward from the trees and smile. A lone stallion comes towards me. I whisper to it, and he bows so i can crawl on him. The stallion, wolf and i start our ride into the town...



Lashra -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 9:35:24 AM)

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I'm there. We need a bigger tribe. We might have to start taking captives. lol *sharpens knife*


We need a cancan girl to dance for us, a school marm to be the target of my bison whip..oh and a doctor, to dress as a nurse so we can play doctor on her.[:D]

~Lashra



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