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Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 7:06:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		A man goes to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back. "So what on earth are you supposed to be?" the host asks. "I'm a snail." The man replies. "What a load of rubbish!" spits his host. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?" "That's not any naked girl, mate," the bloke replies, "that's Michelle."

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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 9:03:45 PM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 10:21:50 PM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 10:24:19 PM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 10:37:05 PM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 10:53:11 PM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 11:25:58 PM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 11:47:51 PM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 11:49:27 PM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 11:51:10 PM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 11:53:30 PM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/25/2009 11:58:01 PM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/26/2009 12:01:13 AM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/26/2009 12:02:35 AM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/26/2009 12:04:55 AM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/26/2009 12:09:13 AM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/26/2009 12:14:30 AM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/26/2009 1:05:19 AM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/26/2009 5:10:49 AM   
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RE: Fancy dress party - 5/26/2009 9:46:20 AM   
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