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Lockit -> Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 4:08:22 PM)

We hear a lot about service submissive's... do-me submissive's, maids, housemouse's, pleasure slave's etc and we pretty much know what is what, but where are the submissive's who entertain you?  What if your dominant wishes to be entertained?  What would you do?

No, this is not a wanking thread... I do not wish to wank... I do not wish that you would wank... I just wonder what would happen if a dominant asked to be entertained and some idea's some of you might come up with. [;)]



CatdeMedici -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 4:54:54 PM)

Read to Me
Play Board games with Me
Surprise Me
Take Me somewhere special
Talk to Me about My favorite subjects
 
Make Me laugh



DavanKael -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 4:56:25 PM)

Well, jeez, LockIt, if there's no wanking going on, what's the point?!  < grin > 
If entertainment were being requested of me from someone to whom I interacted in submission, I'd defer to what they were requesting. 
Beyond that, some thoughts off the top of my head...
Passive entertainment: Reading to them, giving them a massage, the pre-emptive creation of an environment of pleasure via use of things that employ the 5 senses, watching something cool on TV together, a soothing bath (I seem to be going to matters of relaxation)
Active entertainment: Well, hey, you said it first so I'll start off with wanking (It's not only fun for the participant, it can be a fantastic spectator sport), read to them, engage in an interesting conversation, tell them a spicy adult tale, dress up in things that would be pleasing to them ("fashion show")
  Davan



Lockit -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 4:59:42 PM)

LOL... I know this is a tough one... but I have my reasons.



Politesub53 -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 5:01:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici

Read to Me
Play Board games with Me
Surprise Me
Take Me somewhere special
Talk to Me about My favorite subjects
 
Make Me laugh


1) I can manage that
2) Chess and BackGammon
3) Boo !
4) Blushes and knows when to hush
5) I can manage that too

6) Hopefully I just did [8D]



DarkSteven -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 5:15:11 PM)

As a male Dom, one of my first thoughts was to have a sub woman do a slow striptease.  Does that idea not cross gender boundaries, or did you ladies just not think of it?



SomethingCatchy -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 5:44:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

As a male Dom, one of my first thoughts was to have a sub woman do a slow striptease.  Does that idea not cross gender boundaries, or did you ladies just not think of it?


I'm not entirely sure what you get out of a slow strip tease, but I know I'd laugh and then ten seconds into it get bored and find something to do.



frankieboy52 -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 6:32:09 PM)

first off i would have to play guitar for you and sing or try to to sing..i learned how to play "somewhere over the rainbow"and the chord progression is sweet..i do it instrumentally and i would defy anyone not to cry after i have finished it,especially seeing i wanted to learn it after my cousin passed from cancer.after guitar..oh i like to dance even with out music and i i can perform a couple of card tricks and play board games..i like reading poetry and i can do a couple of immitations and i am fairly decent at trivial pursuit and i am a bitchin pinochle player...that's all.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 6:34:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

As a male Dom, one of my first thoughts was to have a sub woman do a slow striptease.  Does that idea not cross gender boundaries, or did you ladies just not think of it?


Perhaps you can demonstrate for us next month, and we will add it to the list of Desired Skillz. [8D]



ShaktiSama -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 7:37:58 PM)

My submissive reads to me, sings songs on long car trips, and performs as a stand-up comedian in the local comedy club, which is always fun to see.

He also has the knack of making me laugh or smile almost any time with some endearing piece of silliness.

And this is all with his clothes on.  [;)]



chiaThePet -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 7:41:52 PM)


~"Curtain Up! Light the lights!"~


One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
very sexy nightie. "Tie me up" she purred, "And you can do anything
you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

I met a girl with both an oral and foot fetish last night.
She blew my socks off.

In the good old days, a principle could cane a disobedient boy. "By God,
one day you'll thank me for this" he'd say. "Nope", the boy would answer
defiantly, "one day a buxom Dominatrix charging three hundred dollars
an hour will thank you for this."

I bought some sexy lingerie to spice things up in the bedroom with my wife.
She thinks I look ridiculous in them.

I went to a fetish shop today and bought a blindfold for my wife to wear
during sex. My girlfriend doesn't like her watching us.

How many submissives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but it takes five doctors to remove it after wards.

How far it too far? The elbow.

Anal sex; It's not for pussies.

A man is standing at the back of a crowded elevator. "Ballroom please,"
he shouts to the front. The woman in front turns and says, "I'm sorry, I
didn't realize I was crowding you.'

I'm thinking of posting a home movie on erotic asphyxiation, but don't
hold your breath.

Why do psychics have to ask you what your name is?

First we had mad cow disease, then the bird flu, and now the swine flu.
What the hell is this? Farmageddon?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


~"We've got nothing to hit but the heights!"~

(Welllllll, if my Dominants had a nickel for every time they hit me,
they could buy a baseball bat and hit me even harder)

chia* (the pet)



undergroundsea -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 7:52:08 PM)

I breathe.

;-)

Cheers,

Sea



lovingpet -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 8:02:13 PM)

I think I would have a good idea of her favorite things and devise something that amuses her quite well.  If you want to amuse me, well it's just impossible!  LOL

lovingpet



mummyman321 -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 8:21:20 PM)

Declare it Paris theme night – get a baguette, some French wine, and cheese for dessert and play a fun game of truth or dare



AlexandraLynch -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 9:06:22 PM)

Depends on what I want.

The sub who brings home a DVD of what I like to watch when I am hurting too much for socializing wins points. The sub who brings me a new book on vertebrate paleontology and a jar of vanilla bath salts wins points. The sub who knows how to get me to talk about the things I find interesting in life, the universe, and everything wins more points, especially if he can manage to keep the laundry moving along in the process.

This reminds me. I think we need to do pizza and Monopoly next weekend. (grin)



jester51 -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 9:06:53 PM)

 dress in costume and collect for a charity of your choosing



Lockit -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 9:10:59 PM)

LOL... some of these are really great!  I'd love to hear more!

I was trying to get back here inbetween some things and because of this thread... I had an ever so sweet man decide to entertain me... omg!  He sent me video... oh yes he did!  The beardless wonder has been making me laugh for some time now... so much my head hurts... Thinking of that last email... well... I am just downright scared! lol  He knows who he is!

I had a dancer once and he did entertain me and I loved it... I guess it is in the soul of the dancer to make it something you want to see rather than something that puts you to sleep, unless of course you need some help in that direction.

I was just wondering about this today because I haven't heard anyone talk about it.  So I will wait and see what comes of this before I go on.

And... lovingpet is a naughty girl!



Steponme73 -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 9:32:59 PM)

Well, I won't sing, because I want to stay on her good side.  I guess I would ask her what she would like then I would do my best to "entertain" her.



darchChylde -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 9:40:02 PM)

I guess i could be called an entertainment submissive. *smirk*  As much of a clutz as i tend to be, i certainly keep my beloved Ma'am entertained.  Trust me, She has some stories.



Lockit -> RE: Let me entertain you... (5/26/2009 9:51:22 PM)

LOL...



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