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What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 12:41:15 PM   
estah


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Status: offline 		What is the definitions of desperate?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.


What is the definition of impossible?

Eating Diarrhea with a knife and fork.


What is the definition of Confidence?

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You’re next!"


What’s the definition of "trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.


What is the definition of pain?

Sliding down a forty foot razor blade and landing in a bowl of iodine.


What is the definition of confusion?

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 12:44:21 PM   
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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 12:44:23 PM   
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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 12:45:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly





LOL, oh Holly great minds think alike.

ps I'm your sister in clumsy - I blame the boobs.....!

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 12:47:03 PM   
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I'm your sister in clumsy - I blame the boobs.....!

you blame men for our clumsiness?


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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 12:48:15 PM   
sirsholly


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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 12:51:13 PM   
estah


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Status: offline 		I cannot blame the boobs, I am only an A cup...think it must be all the laughing at the jokes that makes me clumsy.

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 12:54:48 PM   
VelvetCruelty


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I'm your sister in clumsy - I blame the boobs.....!

you blame men for our clumsiness?



Holly - I think I love you. 

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I'm like an apple with a razor blade in it - sweet until you bite into me!

Why does Mommy have such big teeth? The better to eat you with little girl....

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 12:55:51 PM   
VelvetCruelty


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ORIGINAL: estah

I cannot blame the boobs, I am only an A cup...think it must be all the laughing at the jokes that makes me clumsy.




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She who must be Obeyed and Her demands Satisfied :)

I'm like an apple with a razor blade in it - sweet until you bite into me!

Why does Mommy have such big teeth? The better to eat you with little girl....

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 1:07:10 PM   
sirsholly


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quote:

ORIGINAL: VelvetCruelty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I'm your sister in clumsy - I blame the boobs.....!

you blame men for our clumsiness?



Holly - I think I love you. 


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MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 1:27:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

you blame men for our clumsiness?


Heeeey!!!  You need a flogging for that one.  Besides, A-cups rule! 

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 1:35:37 PM   
estah


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A cups do rule...no back pain, no gravity and no extra charges when flying *winks*

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 1:40:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: estah

*laughs softly*

A cups do rule...no back pain, no gravity and no extra charges when flying *winks*



Now you're just making me feel bad! lol.....    Although, it would be nice if you had 'active wear' breasts and 'gee, I need to pay my rent' breasts - you know, so you could alternate!

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Why does Mommy have such big teeth? The better to eat you with little girl....

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 1:42:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks for the giggle, estah!  i needed one this afternoon.

What about B cups?
 
VC - holly is easy to love.

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 1:44:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Thanks for the giggle, estah!  i needed one this afternoon.

What about B cups?
 
VC - holly is easy to love.


Yes she is!!  And I think your B cups are PERFECT!

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I'm like an apple with a razor blade in it - sweet until you bite into me!

Why does Mommy have such big teeth? The better to eat you with little girl....

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 1:55:19 PM   
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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 1:56:33 PM   
estah


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Status: offline 		Woohoo...all females have perfect breasts...now that is great news.

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 1:59:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VelvetCruelty

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Thanks for the giggle, estah!  i needed one this afternoon.

What about B cups?
 
VC - holly is easy to love.


Yes she is!!  And I think your B cups are PERFECT!

Oh, that is sooo a win!!!



Last time i was measured, they were between a B and a C, but i'm sure it's prolly all good, yeah?

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 2:01:01 PM   
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Woohoo...all females have perfect breasts...now that is great news.

Woot!  Sure is.

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RE: What is the definition of... - 5/27/2009 2:04:02 PM   
VelvetCruelty


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Status: offline 		Anyone who would like to show me their breasts, so that yes, I can confirm that they are perfect in their own way.....  Please, feel free and don't be shy!

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