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Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 5:42:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was out with a sub the other night and she farted at a no so appropriate moment....She just tried to laugh it off....I was completely offended....

I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior.
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 5:44:57 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 5:48:30 AM   
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She knows you're pissed about it.  She won't do it again if she can avoid it.  So what would punishment accomplish if she already knows not to do it?

Also, just for your info - If she's getting a release, like coming or getting spanked/whipped - she will lose control of the muscles that hold the farts back.  So you might as well punish her for sneezing or hiccupping too.


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 5:54:58 AM   
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I was out with a sub the other night and she farted at a no so appropriate moment....She just tried to laugh it off....I was completely offended....

I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior.


You take your lunch on dates?  Was the sub fully dressed with a nice vinaigrette dressing?

All kidding aside, do you usually overact to normal bodily functions?  Ffs, women have had to put up with men scratching, spitting, and farting so what's the difference?  Does she have to ask permission to breathe, also?   She likely was embarrassed and laughed to hide her discomfort. 

Reminds me of the Sex & The City episode where Carrie farted in bed with Mr Big.


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:09:26 AM   
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Why?

She knows you're pissed about it.  She won't do it again if she can avoid it.  So what would punishment accomplish if she already knows not to do it?

Also, just for your info - If she's getting a release, like coming or getting spanked/whipped - she will lose control of the muscles that hold the farts back.  So you might as well punish her for sneezing or hiccupping too.





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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:13:12 AM   
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I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior.


Well sure, hon. As long as she gets to pound your ass for snoring.


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:18:58 AM   
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I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior.

yes.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:20:10 AM   
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i bet it's the latter

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:20:52 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:24:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		Is this the biggest worry in relationships anymore?  When someone farts?  CHEESE AND RICE!  It happens. . . move on!

Did she kill a silk plant with it?

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:26:03 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:26:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: intenze

forgot to ask...was she publicly breastfeading at the time? Did she have a baby squirrel in her cleavage? Was she a secret Domme? Did she wear boots? There are lots of things to factor in here, obviously.


Or breastfeeding Secret Squirrel with a baby domme in her booty cleavage?


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:27:47 AM   
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Did she kill a silk plant with it?


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:28:50 AM   
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I was out with a sub the other night and she farted at a no so appropriate moment....She just tried to laugh it off....I was completely offended....



I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior.



Was she your sub?
Beyond saying excuse me, what did you expect her to do?

Our bodies produce a certain amount of gas.

Sometimes people laugh out of embarrassment, not because they think what they did was funny.
Or, perhaps she thought your reaction was over the top.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:33:33 AM   
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I was out with a sub the other night and she farted at a no so appropriate moment....She just tried to laugh it off....I was completely offended....

I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior.

No, you wouldn't be out of line, as long as it would strengthen your relationship to her.

This came up in a conversation that someone you know well and I had with a couple just a few days ago, when I was visiting your part of the world.  The sub woman said that she did not fart, even during play, because Sir would not permit it.  Our mutual friend asked, "What if you have to?"  She responded, "I still wouldn't," and her Sir smiled and said, "That's part of the predicament."  Then they made googoo eyes at each other and kissed.  (Bleah.)

Key point being: what makes your relationship to the sub stronger.  Ain't no other rules.


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:41:35 AM   
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I was out with a sub the other night and she farted at a no so appropriate moment....She just tried to laugh it off....I was completely offended....

I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior.

You're kidding, right?  Beat someone for their own humanity.  For the fact that they have bodily functions the same as that they live and breathe?  Why not beat her for the fact that she has blood coursing through her veins?

Such foolishness.


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:49:29 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:50:21 AM   
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Is this the biggest worry in relationships anymore?  When someone farts?  CHEESE AND RICE!  It happens. . . move on!

Did she kill a silk plant with it?


How about a fish? And yes, cheese would definitely do it, especially if the person is lactose-intolerant.


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:51:17 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:53:30 AM   
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I was out with a sub the other night and she farted at a no so appropriate moment....She just tried to laugh it off....I was completely offended....

I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior.
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Clearly, you are an inferior sort of dominant.  If you were a *real* dom, you would have exerted enough control over your sub to prevent her from having normal bodily functions in the first place.

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