frenchdungeon
Posts: 85
Joined: 2/11/2008 Status: offline
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1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose. 2. A birth certificate is really just an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. You ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence is nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..." 5. There are only two four letter words that men find offensive: 'don't' and 'stop', unless used together. 6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. 7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. 10. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 11. Question: What is an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. 12. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes. 13. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
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