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Gocan -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/8/2009 9:56:25 PM)
That (article of clothing) is very becoming on you.... of course if i was on you id be coming too" How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. If your left leg was thanks giving and your right leg was Christmas could we fit in a meal between the holidays? Do you have a keg in your pants? Because i want to tap that ass.

SteelofUtah -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/8/2009 10:59:49 PM)
Excuse me can I borrow your cell phone? Sure, Thanks, I promised my Mother I would call her the second I met the woman that I was going to marry, Is it okay to call long distance I really want you to talk to her. ~Steel~

NeedsFocus -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/10/2009 9:18:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Excuse me can I borrow your cell phone? Sure, Thanks, I promised my Mother I would call her the second I met the woman that I was going to marry, Is it okay to call long distance I really want you to talk to her. ~Steel~ lol omg

estah -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/10/2009 10:32:59 AM)
Steele you are just dangerous for the health...I am not sure if I should be all swoony or laughing myself silly. I guess I will settle it by doing both. I am so loving this thread.

VeryNastyDom -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/10/2009 11:35:15 AM)
Steel, have you ever considered writing a book?

Taggerung -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/11/2009 2:40:05 PM)
My favorite one ever: Him That's a great shirt. Me Thanks Him I bet it would look even better on my floor in the sunlight tomorrow morning.

Aanakaris -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/11/2009 6:24:39 PM)
Do you have a boyfriend? No, Well when you want a MAN friend, look me up. I'd crawl naked for five miles over broken glass and rusty nails just to lick the tires on the truck that took your panties to the cleaners. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

SteelofUtah -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/11/2009 10:11:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aanakaris I'd crawl naked for five miles over broken glass and rusty nails just to lick the tires on the truck that took your panties to the cleaners. Ohhhh this is sexy in that I broke into your house to smell your pillows kinda way.

Hillwilliam -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/12/2009 8:56:06 AM)
Id rather be tall and good looking than hung like a pony

Hillwilliam -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/12/2009 10:27:22 AM)
You're prettier than a speckled pup in a little red wagon with a bow around his neck

pixidustpet -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/12/2009 12:25:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam You're prettier than a speckled pup in a little red wagon with a bow around his neck i've had this said to me. didnt work, but i DID offer him some papertowels to mop up the spit-take that landed on his semi-clean blue jeans. he declined. remember...never lay out a cheesy pickup line on a girl (or guy) who's just taken a sip of their drink! kitten

Starbuck09 -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/12/2009 2:11:03 PM)
Get your coat love...i've got a knife.

Sunnyfey -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/12/2009 4:47:33 PM)
The worst one ever said to me? 'Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?' No seriously....he said that. Granted it was at a foot and shoe fetish party...but still

GoddessImaginos -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/12/2009 4:53:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah quote: ORIGINAL: Aanakaris I'd crawl naked for five miles over broken glass and rusty nails just to lick the tires on the truck that took your panties to the cleaners. Ohhhh this is sexy in that I broke into your house to smell your pillows kinda way. ROTFLMFAO.. wipes tears I'm sorry, 'nice shoes wanna fuck?' just loses all of it's punch after that..

Sunnyfey -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/12/2009 5:24:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah quote: ORIGINAL: Aanakaris I'd crawl naked for five miles over broken glass and rusty nails just to lick the tires on the truck that took your panties to the cleaners. Ohhhh this is sexy in that I broke into your house to smell your pillows kinda way. ROTFLMFAO.. wipes tears I'm sorry, 'nice shoes wanna fuck?' just loses all of it's punch after that.. You got a point there Goddess. Now I'm kind of jelous no one ever threatened to sniff my pillows...though one guy DID want to sniff my panties...squick

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/12/2009 5:32:44 PM)
I'd crawl over 5 miles of broken glass just to use your shit for toothpaste.[:'(] And I married the guy.[8\|]

SteelofUtah -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/12/2009 6:23:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VeryNastyDom Steel, have you ever considered writing a book? Write a Book...... I still have problems reading them. Steel

Aanakaris -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/12/2009 9:36:49 PM)
"I'm conducting a field test to see how many women have pierced nipples, it's for science!" "Stand back, I'm a Doctor, you go call an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes." "Do you work for Fed Ex? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

VanIsleKnight -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/13/2009 12:28:12 AM)
give him or her a big long once over "You'll do."

Alphascendant -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/13/2009 4:21:40 AM)
I'd lick your ass just to smell your pussy Do you always look so pretty, or are you usually absolutely beautiful If the Colorado River flowed with your beauty, the Grand Canyon would be under water.

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