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OttersSwim -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/13/2009 5:51:11 AM)
"You must have been shot by a phaser set on 'stunning'..."

Rhodes85 -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/13/2009 10:12:31 PM)
'if you sleep with me i'll never stalk you again' 'hi i'm (insert name) I don't work, I live with my parents and I spent all my money playing bar VLTs....can I buy you a drink with my moms credit card?' (this ones for around thanksgiving) hey there! i'm a terrible cook so if you come home with me i'll stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey instead' 'hey, didn't I see you on girls gone wild? or was that your daughter? you two look so much alike!' (a friend of mine tried this on a cougar and got kicked in the balls for it lol) 'you must me a MILF cause I know you'd do my body good!' 'hi, I can't help but notice you are exactly what i'm looking for in an ex-wife' 'is your last name campbell? cause you look mmm mmm good!' 'sleep with me and i'll never bother you again' 'ever slept with a millionaire? well do you want to give me a shot while you wait?' 'if I have to i'll point an overhead projector at you and demand your name, rank and phone number....so you might as well just give it to me now'

Hillwilliam -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/14/2009 11:10:40 AM)
This actually worked at a karaoke night once. They say to sing better, focus on someone in the crowd (Im pitiful so I need all the help I can get) I focused on a lovely young thing while singing "Why dont we get drunk and screw" Turns out she was a Jimmy Buffett fan also and we did.

Marc2b -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/14/2009 11:42:04 AM)
We temporarily interupt this Thread for the following message: quote: They say to sing better, focus on someone in the crowd As a frequent patron of live theater I can attest than many actors do this, especially when singing. At a production of Phantom of the Opera in Toronto I was in the middle of the third row and the lovely young lady playing Christine looked me right in the eyes for over two minutes while singing "Think of Me." Truly a magical moment. We now return you to your Thread already in progress.

mnottertail -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/14/2009 12:15:08 PM)
Marc, Had you also scored the blowjob (either while she was singing into the microphone as it were, or at least humming the Marine Corp Anthem) it would have been a good pickup line.............but as it is................ LOL, Ron

SteelofUtah -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/14/2009 12:17:08 PM)
My Cum Tastes like Cheese Cake with 1/2 the Calories. Steel

mnottertail -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/14/2009 12:26:27 PM)
mine tastes like chocolate

Aanakaris -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/14/2009 2:00:20 PM)
Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you should know what I am here, after. Today's word is legs, lets go home and spread the word (After motioning for her to walk over to you) "I just wanted to see if I could make you cum with one finger."

BriteBlond -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/16/2009 6:05:02 AM)
World's BEST BLOW OUT line No thanks, I've already got one arsehole in my nickers. (Okay, sort of topic, but still funny.)

estah -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/18/2009 10:15:08 AM)
On your back and spread 'em, I have to do a cavity search.

SteelofUtah -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/18/2009 10:22:05 AM)
Hun do you know the difference between a Bear Attack and Anal Sex? No. Wanna Go Camping? Steel

shadowowl -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/18/2009 1:03:29 PM)
the camping one I heard as a joke years ago though the version I heard was. If you went camping and got drunk then woke up with a sore ass and scratch marks all over your back.. would you tell anyone? no? want to go camping? I'll bring the beer This is a pick up line someone I use to know used and it worked... "lets be honest you're not much to look at but I'll do you if you put a bag on your head." and yes she put a bag on her head... I have no idea how that guy survived as long as he did with lines like that let alone get the girl lol.

jen182 -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/18/2009 1:19:04 PM)
heres a pretty cheezy one i over heard once hey there...i forgot where i live, can i come home with you

Aanakaris -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/19/2009 5:18:36 AM)
Hi, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus. You remind me of Pokemon, let me get a Piccachu. My pants don't fit right, can I get in yours?

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