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NEWS ABOUT HEALTH CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/26/2009 1:45:28 PM   
lusciouslips19


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American Medical Association has weighed in on the
> President's new health care
>>
> Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the
> President's new health care package ....
>
> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not
> to make any rash moves.
>
> The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
> Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
>
> The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
> Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
>
> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
> 'Oh, Grow up!'
>
> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
> Radiologists could see right through it.
>
> Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists
> thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said,
> "This puts a whole new Face on the matter."
>
> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
> pissed off at the whole idea.
>
> The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
> Cardiologists didn't have the Heart to say no.
>
> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
> to the Assholes in Washington.
>
>
>


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RE: NEWS ABOUT HEALTH CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/26/2009 2:24:23 PM   
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hehehehhehe very good Lushy:) thankyou

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