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Yoga - 8/26/2009 9:00:41 PM

Aanakaris

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The types of people who do yoga1. Potbellied guy who multiple hour tantric orgasms that he would love to tell you about.
2. Tattoos, scraggly hair, wild eyes indicating either time in Federal prison or tenure at local university.
3. Deliberately does poses wrong so sexy instructor will adjust them.
4. Preternaturally fit 30 to 50 year old usually seen riding incumbent bicycle.
5. Gorgeous, funny, sexually adventurous woman who really wants to know how you are doing and is married to tantric guy.
6. Will be damned if that Au-par is going to seduce her husband without a fight.
Just The Facts

Yoga teaches one to unify the mind and body, while separating the self from attachments such as dignity.
Careless practice of yoga can cause painful but diffuse injuries that can only be treated by additional yoga.
Side effects include hums, mantras and mild chanting.

Results Regardless of ones intentions going in to yoga, after some time practicing certain realizations will dawn. An understanding of your own body far beyond what's available to anyone but a mortuary technician taking liberties after the autopsy.
Assuming you gave them up sometime after kindergarten, head stands are tremendous fun. Trouble is that seven-year-olds are short and fearless, and it can take years to build up the strength and confidence to try it as an adult. Alternatively, try getting drunk and showing off!

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RE: Yoga - 8/27/2009 10:24:46 AM

darchChylde

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ORIGINAL: Aanakaris

Assuming you gave them up sometime after kindergarten, head stands are tremendous fun. Trouble is that seven-year-olds are short and fearless, and it can take years to build up the strength and confidence to try it as an adult. Alternatively, try getting drunk and showing off!

Note: Whilst I encourage women in bars, especially those wearing loose dresses and fancy underthings, to get drunk and 'show off''; I have to sadly report that those who do so are very seldom the ones you would actually desire to see do so.

Also: Waking up on a regular basis to various of the latter mentioned members of the female species was nearly enough to scare me off drinking for good. Thankfully, the need to be pleasant and complimentary when waking up in such a situation forced the necessity of immediately finding the courage to have 'just one more'.

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