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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 2:57:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Rule

.......So you noticed them too, eh? Right you are to distrust them. It is because they are brainsucking Murrinar from the Nar planet that orbits the star Murri. I got fooled by one of them myself about eleven weeks ago. I had been goggling the profile of ***** for a couple of weeks already, but as her profile said TAKEN, I thought it proper not to mail her. I hit on her profile every day, though, for her photograph was of a cute girl of 22 with perky tits. She had a nice smile as well: beautiful, white, large teeth. Then suddenly the TAKEN notice was not on her profile anymore. If it is too good to be true, it cannot be true. I know that now, but back then I was gullible, for that cute face, nice smile and them perky tits. So I did the stupidest thing of my life: I cmailed her and proposed to meet her. She was quite willing to see me, as her previous dom had deserted her and because I seemed like a nice man to her. Obviously she had never read one of my forum posts as she did not know what a heartless bastard I am. That was all to my good fortune, I thought, being the heartless bastard that I am: one very blonde slavegirl that I would do with as I pleased before the night had passed. We met in the lunchroom of a supermarket hereabouts and it all went well. She was indeed blonde, had the beautiful smile and was quite innocent (I am too polite to say stupid, but she was, or at least I thought so). I showed her the Van Gogh museum and the Rijksmuseum, we had an icecream and a walk alongside the Amstel river, and next I asked her to have dinner with me in a pancake restaurant and she agreed. The pancakes were good. I had one with onions and bacon and she had an Icelandic contraption, all veggies. Being carnivorous, her diet worried me; I was looking for a compatible slave, after all. So I asked her about the Icelandic pancake and she answered me that she did eat meat, but that because of a food intolerance she was limited to eating only brains. That reassured me. I understand food intolerances, as I have one myself. I was glad to know that she did not object to me eating meat. It was a great dinner. Afterward I proposed to bring her home and she accepted. However, she first wanted to go to the ladies room. So I waited. And waited. And finally I went and looked in the ladies room and there was nobody there. So I thought that she had glibly ditched me; probably considered me to be too old, or she had gotten wise to me being a heartless bastard, I pondered. I shrugged and opened the door to the men's room, for I had to take a leak myself - and there she was! Sucking the brains out of the young man that had eaten with his girlfriend at a nearby table. It was an ugly mess with blood all around her lips and a huge hole in his skull. I knew then what those beautiful, large teeth were for. I was both stunned and horrified by the gastly sight. Then she looked up. "Murrinar," she said. "I am a Murrinar and I couldn't wait; I was hungry." Well, I couldn't wait either: I did not want my brains to be sucked out like she had done to that other poor fellow. I stepped back, shut the door and ran out of that restaurant and left her with the bill. The next day I looked at her profile again and there she was and now her profile again said "TAKEN". Of course I do not know for a fact that she was from the planet Nar that orbits the star Murri - indeed, she may have pronounced it differently, but that is how I remembered it - and neither do I know what TAKEN signifies, but that is how I interpreted it and that is what I think it signifies: they have recently eaten brains and are sated.
You may wonder why I won't report her profile. Its simple: she never hurt me, and I do like to watch her photographs. I do not want her profile pulled. Neither can I identify her here in the forums, because that would be against the TOS. Anyway, it is fairly easy to identify her kind: when sated, they always have the words TAKEN or OWNED on their profile. The point is that those are fairly harmless. It is the hungry ones that we have to be on our guard against, those that are brain starved, those Murrinar that are eager to eat brains, those Murrinar that do not have the words TAKEN or OWNED on their profile.
Me, I will not date for the foreseeable future. I will eat alone; it is cheaper as well.



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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 2:58:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: peppermint

You have made 3 posts to the forum boards.  Two of the posts are complaints because no one will play your game by your rules.  Tough.  Get used to it.  Your other post, while not an actual complaint, refers to one of your other complaints.  That attitude will not win your friends or find you a slave.  



And oddly enough, all three have started threads which OP never replied on.  So nobody can see how OP can listen to others and respond, which is a key part of learning about someone.

OP, let me put it to you like this:  if you wanted to find a woman suitable for you at a party, would you talk with women to see if they seemed to mesh with you, or would you go for one who made a speech to everyone and then left?  Especially if, as peppermint posted above, her speech was a diatribe?

This might blow your mind, but there ARE women who use forum posts heavily as a criterion in deciding on men.  I have had a few approach me on the other side because they liked mine.


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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 3:10:53 AM   
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Anyway, it is fairly easy to identify her kind: when sated, they always have the words TAKEN or OWNED on their profile. The point is that those are fairly harmless. It is the hungry ones that we have to be on our guard against, those that are brain starved, those Murrinar that are eager to eat brains, those Murrinar that do not have the words TAKEN or OWNED on their profile.
Me, I will not date for the foreseeable future. I will eat alone; it is cheaper as well.


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Rule...that was awesome!!!!!


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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 3:19:17 AM   
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hello
i am davids lawress , 50 years old, i have looking to your profile and i am ok with it, i will like to talk to you on my add, now [email protected]..i will verry glad to read from you now
thanks you

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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 3:22:14 AM   
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Damn, holly, isn't this your second submissive male conquest in two days?  You're one potent lady!

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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 3:38:45 AM   
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I want you to know that since the day we met I've fallen deeply in love with you. There are no words to express the gratitude I feel in my heart that you came into my life, and how you make every day so special. You are my life, my heart, my soul. You are my best friend, my one true love, my one and only. I love you more today than I did yesterday, and I'll love you more tomorrow than I do today.

Loving you is the only thing that makes life worth living. Day by day, my love for you becomes overwhelming, and I can't handle it when I don't see or even talk to you every day. A day without you in my life is like a day without sunshine, a day without food, or a day without air. I need you when I’m cold to keep me warm; I need you in the rain to keep me dry; I need you in my life to keep me happy. You make me feel wonderful. You give me strength when I just can't carry on and I truly treasure that. Every moment spent together is another one of my dreams coming true.

I apologize straight from the heart for ignoring you whenever you make an attempt to make me feel better after our pointless arguments. I know I overreact a lot, and I'm sorry. I‘m ashamed of how I treat you and I'm sorry I've been so moody lately. I'm afraid I'll say something to make you forget the feelings you have for me when I mention your past too much and bring up stupid things. I'm worried you won‘t want me anymore. I know I can make you mad, but I promise you that this is all going to change because I love you with everything I have. I was scared to love you at first, out of fear that you would hurt me, but I did and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done. Now, the only fear I have is waking up and realizing it’s all a dream.

You are the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me. Each moment that you and I spend together is so magical that I catch myself smiling for no reason at all. I thought that I would never find a love that is as strong as ours, but now that we've found each other I know that you are the person I want to spend the rest of my life with, the person I want to marry, the person I want to have babies with, and the person I want to grow old with.

Baby, you complete me. You make my life so amazing and I don't know how else to repay you but to love you just as much as you love me. The world is a better place to be because of you. You make me feel beautiful. Thank you for giving me so much more than I ever could have wanted. I am so thankful for what we have, and for everything we will have. You are the only man I ever want to share my life with. I could never imagine what it would be like if we were to lose each other. I don't even want to think about it. All I want to think of is you.

You are the love of my life. I love you, and I always will until the day I die. Hopefully, when that day comes, I will still have you by my side and yours will be the last face that I see. When we’re older with a family and home of our own, we’ll look back at the ways we argued about things that were so insignificant and we’ll laugh and know that our love was strong enough to overcome every argument. I just want you to know that I'm thankful that you came into my life and I will love you till the end of my days. My love for you will never fade, I’m still crazy about you, baby.

Love Always,
davids lawress

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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 3:41:56 AM   
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Hey, holly, when Jim gets to fly over to Davids Lawress and pound the snot out of him, can I watch? 




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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 3:47:33 AM   
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Stevie...i think YOU are the one he met and fell in love with. You hunka hunka burnin' man meat, you!!!!

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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 3:58:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Stevie...i think YOU are the one he met and fell in love with. You hunka hunka burnin' man meat, you!!!!


It couldn't be, holly.  I quote from him:
quote:

ORIGINAL: davidslawress

I know that you are the person I want to spend the rest of my life with, the person I want to marry, the person I want to have babies with, and the person I want to grow old with.

When we’re older with a family and home of our own,



I'm ALREADY old.  You are simply making Jim old.  I think it has to be you.

Isn't it fascinating that someone can write 78 paragraphs on how deep his love is, and nobody can figure out who it's intended for?


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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 4:01:01 AM   
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I am so feeling the love here


- wipes away a tear


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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 4:16:51 AM   
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Box of Kleenex?

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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 5:57:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Box of Kleenex?


It depends ..... do I have to give you a tribute if I take one?


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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 5:59:41 AM   
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Nawwwww, I am feeling generous this morning.

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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 6:19:34 AM   
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According to his profile its to all of us..................... I suggest we all just sit back and enjoy the lurv

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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 7:20:20 AM   
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luv us all tender, luv us all twue......

~edited for wording, haha~

< Message edited by sweetsub1957 -- 9/19/2009 7:22:17 AM >


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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 9:13:23 AM   
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http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Plagarism

Mr davidslawress  isn't your second post plagarism?  Cuz "oh baby" your first post aint good english.


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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 9:15:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RealSub58

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Plagarism

Mr davidslawress  isn't your second post plagarism?  Cuz "oh baby" your first post aint good english.




Psst!  I think it was irony.

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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 9:29:50 AM   
susie


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ORIGINAL: JaynJax

I've seen several new post that say.."TAKEN"  or "OWNED"   to my thinking
why come on this site to just say you belong to someone already...it makes no
sense to me....I can see if you are here for awhile and find someone...then it is
reasonable to say..."hey I now belong to someone don't bother me."  But to start
out saying your taken or owned is beyond me.  Why? What is the purpose?
Enlighten me as to the reason behind this practice.


I certainly did not come on this site to say I belong to someone. I used this site totally for the forums. In all the years I have been on collarme I have never searched or looked at any of the profiles on the "other side" apart from when someone posts something interesting on a forum and I take a look at their profile to get a better idea of them.

Now it seems I have been doing it all wrong duh!!! this is a dating site...... who knew?????

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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 9:57:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule


So you noticed them too, eh? Right you are to distrust them. It is because they are brainsucking Murrinar from the Nar planet that orbits the star Murri. I got fooled by one of them myself about eleven weeks ago. I had been goggling the profile of ***** for a couple of weeks already, but as her profile said TAKEN, I thought it proper not to mail her. I hit on her profile every day, though, for her photograph was of a cute girl of 22 with perky tits. She had a nice smile as well: beautiful, white, large teeth. Then suddenly the TAKEN notice was not on her profile anymore. If it is too good to be true, it cannot be true. I know that now, but back then I was gullible, for that cute face, nice smile and them perky tits. So I did the stupidest thing of my life: I cmailed her and proposed to meet her. She was quite willing to see me, as her previous dom had deserted her and because I seemed like a nice man to her. Obviously she had never read one of my forum posts as she did not know what a heartless bastard I am. That was all to my good fortune, I thought, being the heartless bastard that I am: one very blonde slavegirl that I would do with as I pleased before the night had passed. We met in the lunchroom of a supermarket hereabouts and it all went well. She was indeed blonde, had the beautiful smile and was quite innocent (I am too polite to say stupid, but she was, or at least I thought so). I showed her the Van Gogh museum and the Rijksmuseum, we had an icecream and a walk alongside the Amstel river, and next I asked her to have dinner with me in a pancake restaurant and she agreed. The pancakes were good. I had one with onions and bacon and she had an Icelandic contraption, all veggies. Being carnivorous, her diet worried me; I was looking for a compatible slave, after all. So I asked her about the Icelandic pancake and she answered me that she did eat meat, but that because of a food intolerance she was limited to eating only brains. That reassured me. I understand food intolerances, as I have one myself. I was glad to know that she did not object to me eating meat. It was a great dinner. Afterward I proposed to bring her home and she accepted. However, she first wanted to go to the ladies room. So I waited. And waited. And finally I went and looked in the ladies room and there was nobody there. So I thought that she had glibly ditched me; probably considered me to be too old, or she had gotten wise to me being a heartless bastard, I pondered. I shrugged and opened the door to the men's room, for I had to take a leak myself - and there she was! Sucking the brains out of the young man that had eaten with his girlfriend at a nearby table. It was an ugly mess with blood all around her lips and a huge hole in his skull. I knew then what those beautiful, large teeth were for. I was both stunned and horrified by the gastly sight. Then she looked up. "Murrinar," she said. "I am a Murrinar and I couldn't wait; I was hungry." Well, I couldn't wait either: I did not want my brains to be sucked out like she had done to that other poor fellow. I stepped back, shut the door and ran out of that restaurant and left her with the bill. The next day I looked at her profile again and there she was and now her profile again said "TAKEN". Of course I do not know for a fact that she was from the planet Nar that orbits the star Murri - indeed, she may have pronounced it differently, but that is how I remembered it - and neither do I know what TAKEN signifies, but that is how I interpreted it and that is what I think it signifies: they have recently eaten brains and are sated.
You may wonder why I won't report her profile. Its simple: she never hurt me, and I do like to watch her photographs. I do not want her profile pulled. Neither can I identify her here in the forums, because that would be against the TOS. Anyway, it is fairly easy to identify her kind: when sated, they always have the words TAKEN or OWNED on their profile. The point is that those are fairly harmless. It is the hungry ones that we have to be on our guard against, those that are brain starved, those Murrinar that are eager to eat brains, those Murrinar that do not have the words TAKEN or OWNED on their profile.
Me, I will not date for the foreseeable future. I will eat alone; it is cheaper as well.



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RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? - 9/19/2009 10:08:31 AM   
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You'd have to ask them directly, but I would do it if I was just coming here, because I use these places as more than just a pick up joint, and I am proud to have a partner, and since I don't need a partner I am not going to look like I do, or I am searching by not declaring I'm not on the market.

quote:

ORIGINAL: JaynJax

I've seen several new post that say.."TAKEN"  or "OWNED"   to my thinking
why come on this site to just say you belong to someone already...it makes no
sense to me....I can see if you are here for awhile and find someone...then it is
reasonable to say..."hey I now belong to someone don't bother me."  But to start
out saying your taken or owned is beyond me.  Why? What is the purpose?
Enlighten me as to the reason behind this practice.

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