BossyShoeBitch
Posts: 3931
Joined: 1/13/2007 From: South Florida Status: offline
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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do this... Doctor: Then stop doing it... Today: Right now it's a little problem. It may be nothing. If so, then you will be fine. It may be something. If it's something, chances are it's a fairly simple, albeit inconvenient fix... Now. (x)years in the future: But Doctor, what do you mean you have to re-break my arms? You mean if I don't get this surgery I'll be permanently disabled? Well, yes this happened as a result of a fall. Umm, yes my arms really did hurt alot after the fall, but I really thought they would get better in a few days if I took it easy. Don't look at me like that! I couldn't take any time off work anyway to go get it checked out. I needed the money. Besides, I didn't have a ride! Well, when you put it that way, yes my arms are worth more than a lost day's pay/or attitude from my bitchy sister for having to take me to the Dr/Hospital/Urgent Care Facilty...
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A clever man can get out of situations a wise man never gets into... A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
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