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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

If you were actually real...

You would put up a picture of the two of you in your profile...

Holding a sign that says "Hugs Otter"...

And you would both be making the Hang Ten sign with your left hand...

And both your right feet would be bare and raised a foot off the ground...

If you were real that is...

AND if you really wanted to totally stuff me and put me in my place...well then...

One of you would be wearing a propeller beanie...

While the other sported a rose clenched between teeth....

And each of you would have a crayon stuffed up one nostril...

If you were real that is...

You know...I am not sure that ANY of you are real...above are my criteria...I await pictures... [;)]

EDIT:  Single folk may post a picture of themselves alone, but are required conform to the requirements above and to wear both the beanie and the rose.  Crossdressers should also appear in their best frock.  

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ORIGINAL: elegantcdgoddess

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ORIGINAL: fadedshadow

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ORIGINAL: elegantcdgoddess

no limits punishment. I say castration. Well we all do that, if sub doesnt clean the floor properly and is one of the "no limits" type, we castrate him. Ask any domme here, for not polishing boots, i usually just cut a finger or two, and for not ironing my blouse i cut off his hands. Do you need any other suggestions?

how will he iron your blouse if you remove his hands?

lol, right, ok than we decapitate him. it is hard with those no-limit ones, soon you run out of the options

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ORIGINAL: KYsissy

I worked in a restaraunt in college and it took every ounce of restraint NOT to say that the night Ned Beatty came in.

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Wank on! Wank off! Wank on wank off.... wank on!

If this is not a test of the emergency wank system then let us be creative (I am not mistress but creativity I do have.)

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ORIGINAL: BoundBubba

Hello I am new here, by request of my Mistress.
I am ordered here to ask your opinions.
I am first to explain my error.
I am still not used to being totally controled, and long story short I bailed in the middle of a punishment session, whimped out on the pain I guess.

She is Furious, she told me I am to go here and ask for your punishment suggestions(She says No Limit suggestions).

I am reminded that My body is hers totally to use or abuse at her whim for Her pleasure, she tells me what to feel and if it hurts or not, I dont know why I bailed, but she said that there should be some experianced help in here for her to choose my punishment to try and make amens for my severe infractions.

I am to print off all your suggestions and she will chose which she will do, I am not to leave any off and she will not tell me what she chooses, but it will be many and I will then understand " My body TOTALLY is Hers and she means for her pleasure.

Please help me as she is intollerant of me screwing this up too.
She will give this a few days, then I am to give her the list and she then will call me out of my Job one morning and I must show up, appologize and I will be tied and punished for the duration of the day, only till she truley believes I have paid in full.
I am so so sorry I have come to this.

Mistress Babe
I know you will check on this, it's posted as ordered