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The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 10/31/2009 7:00:12 PM

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought Â£250 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in." The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent Â£17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!"

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 10/31/2009 11:07:51 PM

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I hope you don't mind if I report you for making a racist post. Nothing personal.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 10/31/2009 11:48:00 PM

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Oi! Mi Las Names McTavish-Berstein-Barlow-Berkowitz-Chauser Eh!

And what exactly do ye be findin rasist aboot de aboove story?

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I think I insulted 5 races and all of Canada.

Add me to your list as well.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 3:08:37 AM

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I hope you don't mind if I report you for making a racist post. Nothing personal.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 3:12:29 AM

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I hope you don't mind if I report you for making a racist post. Nothing personal.

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That's rich considering your typical posts here on CM. Pot kettle Termy?

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 3:14:29 AM

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What exactly is the racist aspect that offends you so deeply ?I'm curious as that is not what the joke is about.And it doesn't even say what race any of the wives in question are to begin with and they are the butt of the joke.But by all means do what you feel you must do to right any wrong you feel I've caused on this forum.Have a nice day.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 3:20:25 AM

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make all the jokes starring the proverbial, blonde, brunette and redhead......who could possibly be offended by that (btw, that joke was funny LOL)

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 3:25:42 AM

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make all the jokes starring the proverbial, blonde, brunette and redhead......who could possibly be offended by that (btw, that joke was funny LOL)

I would 'cuz my hair is gray and I would feel left out lol. Could we make it blonde, brunette, redhead, and grayhair instead?

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 3:44:21 AM

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a blonde, brunette and redhead died in a car crash and ended up in heaven. St Peter told them that there was no room, but if they took a leap of faith and called out what they would most like to be back on earth, they'd get another go at it....the 3 think and the redhead decides she'll go first. She walks to the edge of the cloud and closing her eyes, jumps....ROCKET SCIENTIST...poof, she's a successful rocket scientist when she lands.
The brunette says she'll go next,,,backs up a couple steps and jumps....NERO-SURGEON...poof, she's a successful surgeon when she lands.
The blonde has been watching her two friends and decides this looks easy but she can be so much more.......she backs up 20' and takes a running leap...right at the egde of the cloud (she trips) as she hurtles over the edge she mutters F*CKING COCKSUCKER
now boys and girls........you know the true story (winks)

p.s.......steele......you gotta do better than "eh" to insult Canadians LOL
p.s.s....zephyrofthenorth...couldn't squeeze you in there at all (hehehe)

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 4:12:57 AM

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p.s.s....zephyrofthenorth...couldn't squeeze you in there at all (hehehe)

SEEEEEEE!!!! We grayheads always get left out *pouts*

ETA She's right Steel, you have to do better than that. We see "eh" at the end of the sentence the insult doesn't even register. It just looks like the end of the sentence to us.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 5:56:46 AM

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Geeze, if I took offense to every time someone made a racist, northern, or accent funny I'd be too busy being offended to do anything else! Learn to laugh at yourself, and recognize the difference between innocent fun and true racism, which is intended to cause actual harm.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 5:39:43 PM

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I just love how the Canadian Crowd missed how I spelled Aboot (About) and Aboove (Above).

Okay Now can I be added to the insensitive racist list?

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 5:44:30 PM

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That's 'cause we Canucks know how to laugh at ourselves!!! Like the old saying "God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world"

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 6:58:23 PM

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LOL......i thought that was a Scottish/Irish stab at an accent

.....we say oot and aboot?......who and since when????

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 7:03:47 PM

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i thought it was "on the 8th day God created beer to stop Canadians from taking over the world"......shrugs...gotta brush up on my Canadianisms LOLOL

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 8:42:23 PM

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Nah you meant back bacon LOL

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 8:51:28 PM

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Nah you meant back bacon LOL

Back bacon my ass. I really wish you Canucks would stop trying to pull that one over on us. We know ham when we see it.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/1/2009 8:58:04 PM

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Oi! That's terribly racist, and the 50% of me that's Mick is laughing it's ass off.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 3:52:27 AM

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Maybe you should just say it was three guys in a bar.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 4:33:43 AM

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Nah you meant back bacon LOL

That's back bacon, eh...

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