KyttynTheMynx
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Joined: 5/10/2006 From: Moosecrotch, Va Status: offline
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I admit that I have seen somethings on the boards lately that have made me give the inner Southern Belle Gangsta a mint julep so she would chill out, while I put the asshole/bitch on block. I admit that now the SBG wont come out, and I wont be in trouble. I admit I had a good day, turn awkward. I admit a friend took myself and the Step-Monster out to lunch. I admit that trip turned into "Ohhh. Lets go to the sex shop." Me? Dead. Officially. I admit she begged to go up to the video section and I told her if she did I would seriously walk into oncoming traffic because I was NOT going to be responsible for whatever nightmares would haunt her tonight. I admit I had a good giggle at her as her eyes grew wide when she saw a rabbit type vibrator and asked "How does that work?". I admit I let the friend tell her. I would have choked on my words. I admit when she got effectively freaked out by one of the giant 3 foot long dildos, and dragged me over and had a hissy about it, I nearly peed myself. I admit the funniest part was when she saw the glass "tobacco" pipes that look like penises she figured I would know how it works. (Ok. Yea, I did, but it was obvious the ballsack was where the "tobacco" (the stores words, not mine) went and ya puffed from the head.) I admit I talked to a couple amazing ladies from the boards today, and I am quite happy when one of them and I were able to speak frankly about a topic, and it just went swimmingly. I admit I curled up in the bed and watched Meet The Spartans with my dog, and she loved it! (AKA, she nuzzled me while I petted her and watched the movie). I admit today is the most I have laughed in a long time. It feels good. I feel lighter.
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Hibbie's Hottie The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!! "Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH 10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.
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