Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I admit that I pull some sort of scam on my OB/GYN each year. Last year, I used fake pierced hoop earrings and put them on my hoohah lips and locked them together with a small luggage lock and when it was time for the internal exam, I said, "Oh, let me get that key." I admit that he said, "My goodness, that certainly is a lot of hardware down there, [Red]." I admit that I laughed and pulled it off, while watching him look like he might faint while I tugged it off. I admit that I am hugely irritated that my baby daddy came home early because he is sick, too, and is excruciatingly annoying, and made me yell at him. I admit that I feel frozen. *where's the heat?*
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Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed. Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart 13th doughnut
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